October 30, 2010
Following are works of fiction. These, or something like them, might appear in a newspaper in a little under five years.TORONTO - B.J.'s not a Blue Jay anymore.
In a move that has shocked baseball fans around the majors, B.J. Ryan, the closer for the Toronto Blue Jays, announced on Friday his decision to retire from baseball.I'm not picking on you, Grasshopper - I think it's probably a widespread assumption.
Should it be?
So the madness is beginning...
Here's what Kingsley had to say in the Josh Towers signing thread:
This contract was a nothing more than a loyalty reward for what will undoubtably go down in the books as Towers' career year. His numbers were an abberration... counting on Josh to keep it together over another season, to count on 'it' not vanishing...well, friends, that's too many what-if's for me.(Read the whole post here.)
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Josh will be nothing more than the long righty out of the 'pen come mid-season.
Lots of things to challenge in there, aren't there?
Backup catcher. What backup catcher?
Koskie: Bad year or albatross?
Rios: Will he ever get it together?
All this and more in Part II of the Roundtable discussion.
As the guys in Ghostbusters said so many years ago, it's "real wrath-of-God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes... The dead rising from the grave. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together -- mass hysteria."
So, what's next for baseball? The 2006 World champion Cubs? In a tight seven-game series with the D-Rays? AL MVP and Triple Crown winner Dave Berg? NL Cy Young Award winner Danny Graves? The Yankees not having the highest payroll next season?
Now's your chance to look like a genius 12 months from now ... what unlikely event will take the baseball world by storm and shock us all in 2006?