No, not "break into the SkyDome". We don't encourage that; I think Jordan is still doing community service from his unfortunate sentence in the ill-fated "Operation Steal Gord Ash's Fax Machine" caper following the Shawn Green trade.

I've ranted about this before, but I think it deserves a topic to itself: the current American League schedule is not fair to the Blue Jays.

Wow! All 3 American League Divisions were decided in one night, leaving the NL Central and the wildcard battles to be determined. The AL playoff matchups are nearly a done deal: Boston will travel to Oakland and Minnesota will visit New York unless something extraordinary occurs. Houston pitching had one really bad inning and now trail the Cubs in the NL Central. Today - Philly's last stand: two exciting young pitchers, Brett Myers and Josh Beckett, face off in Florida.

The quick thumb of Phil Cuzzi is at second base; the inconsistent Larry Poncino moves to third. We'll see if Jerry Crawford is as inept as his partners in this detestable umpiring crew as the Bad Blood show continues.

Cool, calm Kelvim takes the mound tonight in this emotionally charged series. Let's hope he isn't distracted by the tension between the teams. Escobar hasn't had great success against the Rays (4-6, 6.22 lifetime) but has made only one start against them this year. That was on July 29, when he was cruising along with a shutout through five, only to fall apart in the sixth after a throwing error by Frank Catalanotto, who was making a rare start at first base.

The Cat, his hamstring healed, is back tonight in the more comfortable left field role, as Bobby Kielty gets a rest. Frankie and his mates will try to solve rookie Doug Waechter, who beat a lethargic Cory Lidle in Tampa two weeks ago, and has since pitched two fine games against the Yankees. The 22-year-old righty sports a 3-1 record and a 2.45 ERA for his first month in the big leagues. Josh Phelps and Orlando Hudson did take him deep last time, and all of the Jays should be fired up. Carlos Delgado career HR watch: 299. Reed Johnson hit streak watch: 20. Vernon Wells batting title watch: .005 behind Mueller and Ramirez.

Batter's Box would like to pass on our congratulations to three Blue Jays farmhands who won the Topps Player of the Month award for August in their respective leagues.

Returning from the flooded plains of Corpus Christi to the silicon prairie that is Dallas, it's time to get back to baseball, Toronto-style with the Star's baseball stars.

Eighth in a 10-part series

One of the astonishing things about online communities -- whatever they may be called -- is something a former boss of mine liked to call "synergy." Note that I no longer work there and also avoid workplaces that use terms like "out of the box" and, ironically given my profession, "let's take it offline."

So, yes, Mr. Burley, "a lot of people will be doing [it] this week... talking about the Cy Young Award candidates in both leagues," that is. Seems like we've been up to that here on Batter's Box for, oh, the whole season.

After all, doesn't the Blue Jays' entire 2003 campaign have the potential to be summarized by the single phrase, Roy Halladay, Cy Young Award winner?

Sure it does. And while the argument has raged back and forth here on Da Box, Toronto Star baseball guys Richard Griffin and Geoff Baker weighed in on the topic themselves recently.

Just keep in mind ... a lot can happen between "recently" and "ballots are due."

A bush-league umpire became a villain last night, but don't take my word for it. Let's see what others are saying...

Jeff Blair (Globe):

Home plate umpire Phil Cuzzi, who tossed Halladay from the game, has a history with the Blue Jays. Earlier this year, Blue Jays first baseman Carlos Delgado described a pair of called strikes by Cuzzi as “probably the worst call that I've seen in a long, long time.”

Blair was on The FAN 590 this morning, suggesting that Cuzzi is widely perceived as a lousy ump. The reputation is well deserved.

Cheers to Homer Simpson for all his charity work! Jeers to this rusty door handle. Tonight, the intrepid crew of the Blue Jays Cheer Club, which has the ushers' blessing to be as loud and pleasantly boisterous as they like, will be doing a little of both. The cheers will be for the Jays, of course, as they continue their Drive for Eighty-Five (yes, I've copyrighted that) behind the rejuvenated Josh Towers. The jeers will be for third-base umpire Phil Cuzzi, who ejected Roy Halladay last night for wearing white after Labour Day, or something. Have a listen for Named_for_Hank and the temporarily renamed Jeer Club, and watch for their signs at the game: this thread contains some simply brilliant suggestions. Now why can't someone eject Rob Faulds?

A juicy matchup between Kevin Millwood and rookie sensation Dontrelle Willis. Florida can virtually lock up the wildcard by taking 2 out of 3 after a convincing victory over Mike Hampton and the Atlanta Braves Monday night.

AL West/Wildcard

Team	Wins	Losses	Remaining	Yesterday	Schedule	Elim
Oakland	94	63	5	Tex 7-3	Tex 2, @Sea 3	__
Boston	92	64	6	Bal 7-5	Bal 3, @TB 3	__
Seattle	90	67	5	Ana 5-1	@Ana 2, Oak 3	4

Oakland once again dismissed the Texas Rangers with relative ease. Jamie Moyer's great effort fell short of a shutout because a throwing error in the 9th allowed the only Angel run to score. Seattle's TV guys waxed poetic about Moyer's Cy Young candidacy, but even Buhner had to admit that Doc's 250+ innings look awfully good. Boston inched closer to the wildcard by beating the limp Orioles.

Thanks to Pistol for alerting us to Baseball America's ranking of the NY-Penn League's Top 20 Prospects. Non-subscribers can read this tidbit about the amazing Auburn Doubledays:

The Blue Jays stocked Auburn with a plethora of college talent, and the team went 56-18 to run away with the league's best record despite the promotions of first-round shortstop Aaron Hill and righthander Jamie Vermilyea. Hill ranked second in the top 20 on a list that included four of his teammates: righty Josh Banks, lefty Kurt Isenberg, shortstop Juan Peralta and first baseman Vito Chiaravalloti. Four other Doubledays -- Vermilyea, third baseman Ryan Roberts and righties Shaun Marcum and Bubbie Buzachero -- also received strong consideration.

The Jays' last homestand begins with their season-long nemeses from St. Petersburg. Toronto's 5-10 record against Tampa Bay probably hasn't cost the Jays a shot at contention in and of itself, but the 1-5 stretch against the D-Rays in late July and early August was what cemented the Jays' spoiler status for the 2003 season.

Tampa staggers into town with lineup full of frosty bats, and face some awfully long odds in thawing the lumber against a always-motivated Doc Halladay tonight. The remaining three matchups are more interesting, particularly Josh Towers gunning for a future with the Jays and a duel between surprising Doug Waechter and sizzling Kelvim Escobar.

Today's Advance Scout features some middle-of-the-order slumps, a talkative speed-burner in the middle minors and a Triple Crown that Victor Zambrano would rather not be wearing.

On to the Advance Scout!

I sometimes find it difficult to explain to people exactly what this site is. "It's an online community," I say, and invariably the reply comes back, "what do you mean?" I try to explain that it's a website that I write articles for, like a little magazine, only daily... but unlike a magazine, people congregate here and talk. It's not just one-way communication. It's more of a forum for discussion. Some of us who write for the site set the topic, but the conversations veer all sorts of ways, and they're all happening at once.

Little is more incomplete than an institution in search of an identity. Well, let us look no further. Like a bolt from the blue, an e-mail two weeks ago on the SABR-L list made me realize exactly what we are.

Batter's Box is a Peña.

A place to discuss one of the more maligned but more interesting awards, the Manager of the Year in each league.

A place for discussing the Rookies of the Year for each league.

"A player shall be considered a rookie unless, during a previous season or seasons, he has (a) exceeded 130 at-bats or 50 innings pitched in the major leagues; or (b) accumulated more than 45 days on the active roster of a major league club or clubs during the period of a 25-player limt (excluding time in the military service)."

Fight! Fight! Fight!

We can have our MVP arguments in this thread. No spitting, and no pepper games.

Here is the verbatim text of the letter that is sent to MVP voters, for your information (and for starting arguments)...