"With a year out of baseball, he was likely able to follow a rigorous program of PEDs - like we've never seen before. He was probably employed as a guinea pig by the world's PED leaders. He will have almost "bionic" eyesight and romp to All-star and HOF numbers. However, these numbers will be taken with a grain of salt by the increasingly skeptical baseball fan and writer and no awards will await him at the end of his comeback."
Which got me to thinking. It's Friday afternoon, and we are deep in the off-season, so what better time for a Box tradition- the collaborative outrageous story. Bionic eyesight, guinea pig. Houston, I think we have a start. I'll carry on with it.




