Fee fee
Fie fie
Fo fo fum
Strange stuff is going on in the Motor City, I tell ya.
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I might take a train
I might take a plane
But if I have to walk
I'm going just the same
You know why? It's the thought of hitting against this pitching staff. That's quite the temptation, one difficult to resist, and of course the only way to get rid of a temptation is to give in to it.
I might take a plane
But if I have to walk
I'm going just the same
You know why? It's the thought of hitting against this pitching staff. That's quite the temptation, one difficult to resist, and of course the only way to get rid of a temptation is to give in to it.
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We're the flowers in the dustbin
We're the poison in the human machine
We're the future
Your future
God save the Queen! It is Jubilee Weekend, after all, and I promise that none of us are going to see the next platinum jubilee. And then say hello to the first-place Minnesota Twins. Hey, didn't these guys suck just last year?
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"I spent 90% of the money I ever made on booze, women, and drugs. The rest of it I wasted."
---- Ronnie Hawkins
The Jays kick off a six-game homestand that will see them playing the Class of the AL Central. First up are the second-place White Sox, who have been spinning their wheels a bit this season.
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California, here we come. Who's ready to stay up late?
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The slumping (losers of four in a row, seven of their last nine) Blue Jays clearly need a friendly spot on the schedule to get themselves turned around.
Oh, crap.
Oh, crap.
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Road trip! It's the Toronto Blue Jays taking on the Cleveland Guardians! For the first time ever!
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Damn Yankees. Damn first-place Yankees. Evil, imperial, and winners of their last nine games. Be nice to mess with their vibe, or whatever.
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I can't imagine too much has changed with the Astros since we last saw them. It was just last week, after all.
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That was a fine road trip, but there's no rest for the wicked or the Blue Jays. A ten game homestand kicks off tonight.
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The road trip concludes, deep in the heart of Texas, where things seem to have been getting weird lately. Everything's bigger in Texas, even the crazy.
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