Blowing like a circle around my skull
From the Grand Coulee Dam
Alek Manoah and Jose Berrios will be swinging their bats in the US Capitol this week. It is, of course, work they are spectacularly ill-equipped to perform. And must-see viewing for that very reason. Manoah has no professional at bats at all. None. Zero. Bugger-all. He allegedly played a little first base at West Virginia back in 2018, and went 1-20 at the plate. This is going to be good.
Jose Berrios, on the other hand. Berrios turned pro back in 2012, when he was 18 years old. Four years later, in September 2016, he came up to bat for the first time as a professional. Against a man with a Cy Young Award on his resume. So of course Berrios grounded a single to right field against Bartolo Colon of the Mets. He lost the game 3-0, but he won that war! His next plate appearance came the following June against Jeff Samardzija of the Giants. This time Berrios lined a base hit to right field. Not only did he win the game, improving his record 5-1 with a 2.84 ERA - he now sported a nifty 1.000 BAVG. Those poor befuddled pitchers simply couldn't get the man out. Would they ever find a way?
They would. Berrios hasn't had a hit since. He did draw a leadoff walk against Sandy Alcantara of the Marlins back in July 2019, and came around to score the only run of his major league career when Mitch Garver's three run homer. But aside from that, he's gone 0-14 with 10 strikeouts.
So don't expect much, is what I'm saying.
Matchhups? OK...
Tue Aug 17 - Manoah (5-1, 2.59) vs Fedde (4-8, 5.12)
Wed Aug 18 - Berrios (8-6, 3.52) vs Gray (0-1, 2.81)
From the Grand Coulee Dam
to the Capitol
The end of the 2021 season's last long road trip comes into view. Yes, after spending most of the last two years on The Longest Road trip in
history, the Jays will spend most of the final six weeks at home. They
have a three game trip to Detroit next week. They hit the road twice in
September: once to visit New York and Baltimore, and once to visit Tampa
Bay and Minnesota. They play 25 of the final 43 games in the Dome of
Home.
Some of us were complaining about Charlie Montoyo's bullpen usage the other day. I was among the complainers my own self. Why? Because we know better. Obviously. And why not? This is my sacred right as a baseball fan. Of course I intend to use this license that the divinity has granted me, in Her Immortal Wisdom. Complaining about the manager is what baseball fans do. It's what we have always done and it's what we will always do. All of us, and about all the managers All of them. Forever and always. This is the way things are, the way things have been, the way things shall be. Through all of time immemorial, from the Big Bang to the End of Days.
Do I make myself clear? Good.
Because here's the thing. Charlie Montoyo is probably leading the pack while we head down the stretch and the relevant voters ponder the various options for 2021 AL Manager of the Year.
I'm serious. Consider the candidates.
Tony La Russa? His team was supposed to be really good. They are. So what? And he's already won it four times, for three different teams. Boring.
Kevin Cash? It's possible. But he won it last year, and no AL manager has ever won in consecutive seasons. His team went to the World Series last year, and won 90 games or more in both of the last two full seasons. Their current position shouldn't surprise anyone, and that's what the voters often prefer.
Bob Melvin? He's won it twice, his team is always good. People sometimes forget that Oakland's always good but they are. Oakland was in the post-season last year and they won 97 games in each of the two full seasons before that. They shouldn't sneak up on anyone, ever.
Alex Cora or Aaron Boone? Please. Even if either team makes it to the post-season.. you're supposed to make the post-season.
Dusty Baker? We love you, Dusty. It's that Houston thing. Sorry.
Scott Servais? I admit that if his team's bizarre run of good luck in close games holds steady through the end of the season, Servais is also a decent candidate.
Charlie Montoyo? Not only did his team lose more than 90 games the last time they played 162, they've been on an endless road trip and called three different cities and ball parks their home field just this season. But here they are. And trust me, but this performance under these circumstances impresses the rest of the baseball universe far, far more than it impresses those of us who follow the team closely, from day to day. We've grown so used to this bizarre, insane way of life of this team that we barely think of it at all. Of course we don't, why would we? We're not the ones living through it. But it's not normal. It's not in the same area code as normal. This is the youngest lineup in the AL, and maybe that's why they make more dumb mistakes than I'm happy seeing or why they don't perform very well late in close games. I don't know. But I swear that this is one of the most resilient teams I have ever seen. And someone should take a bow.
I think if the Jays either: a) make it into post-season play, or b) win 90 games, Montoyo will win AL Manager of the Year, fairly easily. And some heads around here will just explode. I should sell tickets.
Back to the Nationals. You might recollect the Jays split a pair with Washington at the end of
April. Trent Thornton and Tommy Milone spotted Max Scherzer a 3-0 lead. Giving Max Scherzer a three run leader is a little like giving a grizzly bear the first whack, but were our heroes discouraged? Did they shrug their shoulders and go
quietly into the night? They did not. Vlad Guerrero reached Mighty Max
for a pair of homers, the first a grand slam, and later added a third
big fly against the bullpen. Young Vlad drove in seven runs on the day,
and in case people hadn't been paying attention, generally announced his
presence with authority. The Nationals kicked Steven Matz around the
next day, breaking the game open on a three run homer by Josh Harrison.
Ah, the halcyon days of April, when the Nationals thought they were
still competitive. They have since been disabused of that notion, and at
present have lost seven in a row and twelve of thirteen.
These games will be played in a National League park, and I think you all know what that means.
Pitchers! Hitting!
Or trying to, anyway. The last Jays pitcher to get a hit was Trent Thornton back in May 2019. In his second and third plate appearances of the night, Thornton rapped out singles against the Giants' second (Tyler Beede) and third (Reyes Moronta) pitchers of the evening.
Alek Manoah and Jose Berrios will be swinging their bats in the US Capitol this week. It is, of course, work they are spectacularly ill-equipped to perform. And must-see viewing for that very reason. Manoah has no professional at bats at all. None. Zero. Bugger-all. He allegedly played a little first base at West Virginia back in 2018, and went 1-20 at the plate. This is going to be good.
Jose Berrios, on the other hand. Berrios turned pro back in 2012, when he was 18 years old. Four years later, in September 2016, he came up to bat for the first time as a professional. Against a man with a Cy Young Award on his resume. So of course Berrios grounded a single to right field against Bartolo Colon of the Mets. He lost the game 3-0, but he won that war! His next plate appearance came the following June against Jeff Samardzija of the Giants. This time Berrios lined a base hit to right field. Not only did he win the game, improving his record 5-1 with a 2.84 ERA - he now sported a nifty 1.000 BAVG. Those poor befuddled pitchers simply couldn't get the man out. Would they ever find a way?
They would. Berrios hasn't had a hit since. He did draw a leadoff walk against Sandy Alcantara of the Marlins back in July 2019, and came around to score the only run of his major league career when Mitch Garver's three run homer. But aside from that, he's gone 0-14 with 10 strikeouts.
So don't expect much, is what I'm saying.
Matchhups? OK...
Tue Aug 17 - Manoah (5-1, 2.59) vs Fedde (4-8, 5.12)
Wed Aug 18 - Berrios (8-6, 3.52) vs Gray (0-1, 2.81)