Meanwhile, the reeling Oakland A's, having just been swept by their division rivals from Disneyland, and having noticed that their offense has suddeny gone In The Tank, have added the Big Donkey himself, Adam Dunn (King of the Three True Outcomes.)
And the Houston Astros have dismissed manager Bo Porter with a month to go in his second season on the job. This puzzles me a bit. The Astros lost 111 games last year, and they're currently on pace to go 69-93. Which, while Not Very Good At All, still represents one of the largest improvements in all of baseball.