In another thread, veteran Bauxite Mike Green intones, "When the going gets tough, the tough get going. Can we not talk about something else, like ...
- Perhaps the best pop song which adverts to September? The efforts of Kurt Weill, Rod Stewart, Earth Wind and Fire and Green Day come to mind.
- Or perhaps, the best Septembers by a ballclub?
- Or whether Lyle Overbay or some other defensively qualified first baseman should be signed during the off-season?
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