After about the fifth last night I figured the game was probably over and got more interested in coming up with Jays related Six Word Memoirs.
Jays
'Recurringly and thoroughly mediocre baseball team'
Frasor
'No stranger to his Manager's doghouse'
MacDonald
'Good with glove, not with bat'
Doc
'strike strike groundball, strike strike groundball'
Overbay
'hits doubles and sometimes a homer'
Rios
'Started promisingly, recently has gone astray'
Marcum
'Showed his potential early against tejada'
JP
'From Oakland; but no Billy Beane'
Eckstein
'little man, big job to do'
Barajas
'Big belly, big bat, big numbers'
Stewart
'A shadow of his former self'
Burnett
'Long on talent, short on results'
Litsch
'Considerably better than we were expecting'
Downs
'Much more than just a LOOGY'
Gibby
'Grimly smiling, as the sword dangles?'
Stairs
'Loves hockey but better at baseball'
Lind
'Lurking in Syracuse, dreaming of freedom'
Wells
'Ability unquestioned, attitude almost constantly questioned'
Godfrey
'Loyal it seems to a fault'
Rogers Center
'Rather concretey, but keeps us dry'
Game Day: Businessman's special as Bye Bye Burnett takes on old friend Dave Bush: 2:05 ET.