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It's Bob Dylan's birthday today. He's 67 years old. I'd say this should be a global holiday, and it already is in our northern land although I believe that's supposed to be in honour of Queen Victoria, or possibly my mother, who were also born on May 24.

Somehow, I'll tie this into baseball...



Well, Dylan shares his birthday with Bill Wakefield, a right-handed pitcher who got one year in the majors (he went 3-5, 3.61 with the 1964 Mets.)

Naturally, Mr Dylan is working tonight. The latest leg of the Never Ending Tour kicked off about a week ago. He's playing the second of two nights in St. John's Newfoundland tonight, and then is off to Reykjavik on Monday to start a three month swing through Europe. Did I mention he's 67 years old, and playing about 100 shows every year? Here's one of the differences between being a baseball player and being a musician. I myself am a much better guitar player than I was twenty years ago, but if I run around the bases really hard I want a defibrillator standing by...

Not that the years have left the master untouched. The voice is gone, gone forever. The startling wail of the 1960s, the mighty bellow of the 1970s... got to dig out the records to hear them again. His current voice was recently described as a "catarrhal death rattle," which sums it up rather well, I must admit. But otherwise, he's probably having his best decade since the sixties themselves. Since the turn of the millennium, he's scooped up some more Grammys, won an Academy Award, been awarded a Pulitzer Prize, released two remarkable (and remarkably well received) albums, published the first volume of his memoirs to universal praise and acclaim (it shouldn't be a surprise, but he can really write), and in the last few years he's also been at the centre of no less than three fascinating films: Martin Scorcese's documentary No Direction Home, his own strange project (Masked and Anonymous) with Larry Charles, and last year's truly amazing Todd Haynes flick I'm Not There. So he's on a roll.

He's also become a disk jockey in his dotage. He hosts a weekly radio program for XM Satelite Radio called the "Theme Time Radio Hour." Every show has a theme, and the one for his fourth program, broadcast two years ago this month, took baseball as its theme. Here's his playlist:

Take Me Out To The Ball Game - Bob Dylan (a capella) - (2006)
Take Me Out To The Ball Game - The Skeletons (with ukulele) - (1988)
Baseball Boogie - Mabel Scott - (1950)
Home Run - Chance Halladay - (1959)
Baseball Baby - Johnny Darling - (1958)
Baseball Canto - Lawrence Ferlinghetti
Three Strikes And You're Out - Cowboy Copas - (1960)
The Ball Game - Sister Wynona Carr - (1952)
Did You See Jackie Robinson Hit That Ball - Buddy Johnson - (1943)
Joltin' Joe DiMaggio - Les Brown & His Orchestra (with Betty Bonney)- (1941)
Joe DiMaggio's Done It Again - Billy Bragg & Wilco - (1988)
Don Newcomb Really Throws That Ball - Teddy Brannon Orchestra - (1950)
Newk's Fadeaway - Sonny Rollins - (1951)
Say Hey - The Treniers - (1954)
The Wizard Of Oz - Sam Bush - (2004)
3rd Base, Dodger Stadium - Ry Cooder - (2004)
Heart - Damn Yankees (Original Broadway Cast) - (1955)

And as I keep saying to myself in disbelief, he's 67 years old. Which makes him older than anyone who has ever played for the Toronto Blue Jays, except:

Ron Fairly, the Oldest Living Blue Jay, born 12 July 1938.
Phil Niekro, born 1 April 1939.
Rico Carty, born 1 September 1939.
Phil Roof, born 5 March 1941.

For the most part, Dylan's work doesn't often seem suitable as Striding-Up-To-The-Plate music. Although, speaking for myself, I think it would just be way cool to see Alex Rios coming up to the plate as the ominous minor chords of "Ballad of a Thin Man" rang through the air.

I also wondered if it would be possible to link a Dylan song to a current Blue Jay in some way...

For Gregg Zaun, we could have "Going Going Gone," (unless you'd rather save that for Shannon Stewart or Brad Wilkerson)
For Roy Halladay, how about "If Not For You?":
And for Kevin Mench... well, "I Shall Be Released" comes to mind.
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Chuck - Saturday, May 24 2008 @ 07:25 AM EDT (#185838) #

Watching Frank Thomas' progress in Oakland (from the Watchtower?), here's his up-to-date line:

82 AB, 4 HR, 16 RBI, 305/408/512

His combined numbers: 142 AB, 7 HR, 27 RBI, 246/365/437

This is not an I-told-you-so, at least not from me. Even despite his well-documented track record of slow starts, I'm surprised by this resurgence. He does seem comfortable in green. that's for sure. Next step Celtics?

92-93 - Saturday, May 24 2008 @ 07:32 AM EDT (#185839) #
Chuck, I have full confidence in Doc, Marcum, and Litsch making big ol' Frank look silly.
owen - Saturday, May 24 2008 @ 10:09 AM EDT (#185843) #
And my birthday to boot ...
ayjackson - Saturday, May 24 2008 @ 10:37 AM EDT (#185847) #

Actually, with big Frank's unceremonious dumping, he might actually be thinking Don't Think Twice, It's Alright.

But goodbye's too good a word,
So I'll just say fare thee well
I ain't sayin' you treated me unkind
You could have done better but I don't mind
You just kinda wasted my precious time
But don't think twice, it's all right

jamesq - Saturday, May 24 2008 @ 12:27 PM EDT (#185855) #
ask Scott how it feels, to be on his own, like a Rolen stone....



Mike Green - Saturday, May 24 2008 @ 12:44 PM EDT (#185856) #
Positively 4th Street for Ricciardi? Using the biblical sense of "get stoned", of course!
Magpie - Saturday, May 24 2008 @ 12:47 PM EDT (#185857) #
Positively 4th Street for Ricciardi?

We'll hear it next Wednesday when he's on with Wilner!

I wish that for just one time
You could stand inside my shoes
You'd know what a drag it is to see you

Chuck - Saturday, May 24 2008 @ 01:01 PM EDT (#185858) #

ask Scott how it feels, to be on his own, like a Rolen stone....

There's got to be a follow-up pun about throwing stones in Glaus houses, particularly Rolen stones, but I'll be damned if I can come up with one.

 

Pepper Moffatt - Saturday, May 24 2008 @ 01:04 PM EDT (#185859) #
"
And as I keep saying to myself in disbelief, he's 67 years old. Which makes him older than anyone who has ever played for the Toronto Blue Jays, except:

Ron Fairly, the Oldest Living Blue Jay, born 12 July 1938.
Phil Niekro, born 1 April 1939."

That is absolutely remarkable that Niekro is the second oldest former Blue Jay, given that he didn't play for the team until their *11th* season.

How many guys played for the Blue Jays before Niekro.. It's got to be at least a couple hundred.. yet Niekro is older than all but 1!
ChicagoJaysFan - Saturday, May 24 2008 @ 01:26 PM EDT (#185860) #
Bastian has an update on Vernon Wells' recovery.  He was catching some fly balls at the dome today and is starting his rehab on Monday.  Still looks like end of June / beginning of July return.
andrewkw - Saturday, May 24 2008 @ 02:40 PM EDT (#185863) #
If you think its amazing Niekro is older then all but one blue jay who played before him, get this :

Julio Franco is older then all of Bell, Mosby, & Barfield, yet he only retired this year! all of the great 80s outfield have been out of baseball for 15+ years

thanks to for that piece of information http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/article/the-julio-franco-era/  It's truely a great read.


andrewkw - Saturday, May 24 2008 @ 05:04 PM EDT (#185867) #
If you think its amazing Niekro is older then all but one blue jay who played before him, get this :

Julio Franco is older then all of Bell, Mosby, & Barfield, yet he only retired this year! all of the great 80s outfield have been out of baseball for 15+ years

thanks to for that piece of information http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/article/the-julio-franco-era/  It's truely a great read.


zeppelinkm - Sunday, May 25 2008 @ 10:53 AM EDT (#185884) #

Magpie: Saw Dylan here in Halifax on Wednesday night, and yeah, that description of his voice is being generous if anything. But he's an icon, and you don't pass up opportunities to see an icon perform (especially not when you live in Halifax).

Just as remarkable was Leonard Cohen performing 5 nights in a row the week before, at the youthful age of 74.  The last 3 nights he extended his set to 3 hours to boot.

Although that being said, I think your technical abilities as a musician do diminish with age. They require a lot of similiar attributes - good hand eye coordination being a major key. However, one's song writing ability is what I think aging lends itself to wonderfully.

 

 

Magpie - Sunday, May 25 2008 @ 01:08 PM EDT (#185891) #
Just as remarkable was Leonard Cohen performing 5 nights in a row

He did three hours? Fabulous!   Leonard's voice doesn't even rattle anymore!

In other news about aging musicians I Enormously Admire, Richard Thompson is recovering from being stung by a scorpion. Got him on the finger (his right hand, but still a major problem for a guitar player.)
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