Okay, y'all seem to like these catch-all threads, so here's another. First, for an official Batter's Box No-Prize, identify the source of the title of this thread. For extra credit, provide the next several lines ...
Now, again, erm, what's up? Here'are some starting points ...
- Juan Gonzalez has signed with the Cardinals? How's that going to work out?
- Curtis Granderson -- worth $30.25 million over five years?
- And Freddy Sanchez 3/$19M? Really?
- Bedard to the Mariners (finally)?
- Clemens is to testify today. So?
Got answers? Got other questions? Provide information backed with a link within!
Update 12:30pm: Alex Rios signed - 1 year, $4.8 million.
My answers are simple:
- It's not going to.
- Yes, in the current market.
- Probably not, but these are the Pirates.
- Hasn't this been going on since, like, 1977?
- Yawwwnnnnn.
Anyone else?