ALOMAR DIVISION:
The #1 Edmonton Decepticons and #2 Gashouse Gorillas maintained their holds on the two bye slots last week. #3 Mebion Glyndwyr again has made a three-team race with its startling 12-0-0 wipeout of the Thunderbirds. Arguably the more interesting battles are in the middle of the rankings, where teams #7 through #16 are separated by a mere ten games. If the #7 Chatsworth Halos and #8 Toronto Walrus want to move into the Championship Bracket, they’ll have to go through the top teams in the division. The Halos face the Decepticons while the Walrus squares off against the Gorillas. The suddenly vulnerable Thunderbirds take on the #19 Eastern Shore Birds. The Shore Birds must win decisively to have a chance of avoiding relegation.
Rank TEAM________________ W L T PCT GB 1 Edmonton Decepticons 142 85 13 .619 - 2 gashouse gorillas___ 140 91 9 .602 4.0 3 Mebion Glyndwr______ 131 90 19 .585 8.0 4 W-A-M-C-O___________ 126 100 14 .554 15.5 5 the mighty midgets__ 124 102 14 .546 17.5 6 Slippery Pete_______ 124 111 5 .527 22.0
7 Chatsworth Halos____ 117 111 12 .513 25.5
8 Toronto Walrus______ 119 114 7 .510 26.0
9 Homer Jays Simpsons_ 113 112 15 .502 28.0
10 Horse Field Hammers_ 115 116 9 .498 29.0
11 Austin Senators_____ 113 119 8 .488 31.5
12 hannibals cannibals_ 112 118 10 .488 31.5
13 Reykjavik Fish Candy 108 117 15 .481 33.0 14 AGF_________________ 110 121 9 .477 34.0 15 Billie's Bashers____ 109 122 9 .473 35.0 16 Ghost Man on Third__ 110 124 6 .471 35.5 17 Thunderbirds________ 104 126 10 .454 39.5
18 Schroedinger's Bat__ 98 126 16 .442 42.5 19 Eastern Shore Birds_ 92 140 8 .400 52.5 20 Jays Ehs____________ 84 146 10 .371 59.5
TEAM________________ RotoPts Rank Stand. OppoPts Rank Toronto Walrus______ 163 1 8 153 6 gashouse gorillas___ 160 2 2 121 11 Mebion Glyndwr______ 160 3 3 76 18 the mighty midgets__ 157 4 5 127 9 Edmonton Decepticons 154 5 1 75 19
Ghost Man on Third__ 153 6 16 109 13 W-A-M-C-O___________ 151 7 4 115 12 Slippery Pete_______ 149 8 6 162 4 AGF_________________ 134 9 14 179 2 Reykjavik Fish Candy 128 10 13 139 7
Homer Jays Simpsons_ 123 11 9 126 10 Thunderbirds________ 110 12 17 162 4 Horse Field Hammers_ 109 13 10 101 16 Eastern Shore Birds_ 108 14 19 166 3 hannibals cannibals_ 105 15 12 109 13
Chatsworth Halos____ 101 16 7 105 15 Billie's Bashers____ 98 17 15 83 17 Schroedinger's Bat__ 95 18 18 133 8 Austin Senators_____ 92 19 11 74 20 Jays Ehs____________ 56 20 20 183 1
BARFIELD DIVISION:
The Angry Gnomes fought European Wannabe to a 6-6-0 tie last week, and that was good enough. The Gnomes still advanced two places while Wannabe must advance 2.5 games in the next two weeks to avoid relegation. Their closest competition is the K-Town Mashers, victims of a shutout against the Pohnpei Papayas, who find themselves in a tie with the Moscow Rats for the last first-round bye. The 1-Tool Wonders fell off the pace with a 2-10-0 loss to MulReduxMonkeymen. As with Alomar, the Barfielders feature a couple of terrific matchups this week: the #2a Papayas visit #8 Baseball North and #2b Rats battle the #7 Monkeymen.
Rank TEAM________________ W L T PCT GB 1 Magic 9_____________ 153 73 14 .667 - 2 Moscow Rats_________ 139 92 9 .598 16.5 3 Pohnpei Papayas_____ 139 92 9 .598 16.5 4 1-Tool Wonders______ 135 95 10 .583 20.0 5 Cooney Islanders_____ 127 99 14 .558 26.0 6 team junior felix___ 126 103 11 .548 28.5
7 MulReduxMonkeymen 119 107 14 .525 34.0 8 Baseball North______ 113 109 18 .508 38.0 9 The Sweaty Guys_____ 112 114 14 .496 41.0 10 Burlington Mazsters_ 112 117 11 .490 42.5 11 Vancouver Cyphers___ 109 117 14 .483 44.0 12 Bodell's Bashers____ 110 123 7 .473 46.5
13 Middleclass Elitists 108 121 11 .473 46.5 14 Angry Gnomes________ 104 122 14 .463 49.0 15 Lubumbashi Posse____ 106 126 8 .458 50.0 16 Jick's Rays_________ 103 125 12 .454 51.0 17 K-Town Mashers______ 102 132 6 .438 55.0
18 European Wannabe____ 97 132 11 .427 57.5 19 Dr. Z's Hot Men______ 88 133 19 .406 62.5 20 Pistol Nine_________ 81 151 8 .354 75.0
TEAM________________ RotoPts Rank Stand. OppoPts Rank Moscow Rats_________ 201 1 2 157 4 1-Tool Wonders______ 190 2 4 153 5 Magic 9_____________ 177 3 1 84 20 Cooney Islanders_____ 167 4 5 106 14 Pohnpei Papayas_____ 164 5 3 128 10
team junior felix___ 142 6 6 134 8 MulReduxMonkeymen 137 7 7 123 11 Middleclass Elitists 127 8 13 98 17 Baseball North______ 117 9 8 85 19 Vancouver Cyphers___ 117 10 11 107 13
Burlington Mazsters_ 116 11 10 129 9 The Sweaty Guys_____ 116 12 9 111 12 Jick's Rays_________ 113 13 16 168 2 K-Town Mashers______ 108 14 17 172 1 Bodell's Bashers____ 107 15 12 135 7
Angry Gnomes________ 93 16 14 97 18 Lubumbashi Posse____ 91 17 15 100 16 Dr. Z's Hot Men______ 87 18 19 142 6 Pistol Nine_________ 79 19 20 160 3 European Wannabe____ 65 20 18 104 15
CARTER DIVISION:
The Sexy Underpants tightened their hold on first with a shutout of soon-to-be-out-of-the-BBFL Adjustable Chuck. Chicaco’s Bail Bonds held strong with a 9-3-0 victory over Team Balla, and The Wedding Singers conceded some ground in defeating the Scottish Dunces by a modest 6-5-1 score. The #10 Big Game Hunters set a Carter record with 56 runs (the BBFL record is 65) in their own shutout of the Trembling Wilburys. This week, #4 Shining Force meets the #8 @$$kickers, and the #5 Blocked Youngsters tackle the #6 BSL Blue Sox.
Rank TEAM________________ W L T PCT GB 1 Sexy underpants_____ 151 77 12 .654 - 2 Chico's Bail Bonds__ 146 85 9 .627 6.5 3 The Wedding Singers_ 141 91 8 .604 12.0 4 The Shining Force___ 127 103 10 .550 25.0 5 Blocked Youngsters__ 126 103 11 .548 25.5 6 BSL Blue Sox________ 125 106 9 .540 27.5
7 New Jersey Stratuses 120 108 12 .525 31.0 8 @$$kickers__________ 118 110 12 .517 33.0 9 dangercats__________ 116 112 12 .508 35.0 10 Big Game Hunters____ 109 111 20 .496 38.0 11 Garth Iorg Gremlins_ 112 116 12 .492 39.0 12 TheTremblingWilburys 109 117 14 .483 41.0
13 Benji's Sister______ 113 122 5 .481 41.5 14 Hammie's Rollies____ 104 118 18 .471 44.0 15 Team Balla__________ 102 127 11 .448 49.5 16 Brock Crackaz_______ 101 127 12 .446 50.0 17 Scottish Dunces_____ 100 133 7 .431 53.5 18 Anarchist Archivists 94 135 11 .415 57.5 19 Roseneath Rockets___ 92 137 11 .406 59.5 20 Adjustable Chuck____ 79 147 14 .358 71.0
TEAM________________ RotoPts Rank Stand. OppoPts Rank Sexy underpants_____ 188 1 1 100 15 Chico's Bail Bonds__ 171 2 2 74 19 The Wedding Singers_ 151 3 3 54 20 BSL Blue Sox________ 150 4 6 153 7 Big Game Hunters____ 148 5 10 168 4
dangercats__________ 144 6 9 158 6 TheTremblingWilburys 138 7 12 148 8 New Jersey Stratuses 136 8 7 105 13 Garth Iorg Gremlins_ 133 9 11 108 11 The Shining Force___ 131 10 4 106 12
Team Balla__________ 129 11 15 196 1 Blocked Youngsters__ 118 12 5 75 18 @$$kickers__________ 112 13 8 82 16 Roseneath Rockets___ 104 14 19 161 5 Benji's Sister______ 103 15 13 138 10
Scottish Dunces_____ 102 16 17 173 3 Hammie's Rollies____ 96 17 14 144 9 Anarchist Archivists 94 18 18 78 17 Brock Crackaz_______ 85 19 16 103 14 Adjustable Chuck____ 79 20 20 181 2
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