ALOMAR DIVISION:
In last week’s marquee matchup, Slippery Pete slid by #7 WAMCO 6-5-1 to retain a shaky hold on fourth place. This week, the #2 Gashouse Gorillas attack #3 Mebion Glyndwr, who de-tusked the atypically struggling Toronto Walrus 9-3-0. At the other end of the ledger, Ghost Man On Third got a desperately needed 9-3-0 win over Hannibal’s Cannibals to climb within two games of avoiding relegation. Recent strong play by last year’s champion Thunderbirds and third-place Austin Senators has pushed them beyond the clutches of relegation for the moment.
Rank TEAM________________ W L T PCT GB 1 Edmonton Decepticons 117 78 9 .596 - 2 gashouse gorillas___ 117 82 5 .586 2.0 3 Mebion Glyndwr______ 110 78 16 .578 3.5 4 Slippery Pete_______ 112 87 5 .561 7.0 5 the mighty midgets__ 105 85 14 .549 9.5 6 Chatsworth Halos____ 104 90 10 .534 12.5
7 W-A-M-C-O___________ 103 91 10 .529 13.5
8 Homer Jays Simpsons_ 102 91 11 .527 14.0
9 Horse Field Hammers_ 99 98 7 .502 19.0
10 Reykjavik Fish Candy 96 96 12 .500 19.5
11 Toronto Walrus______ 99 102 3 .493 21.0
12 hannibals cannibals_ 96 102 6 .485 22.5
13 Austin Senators_____ 95 102 7 .483 23.0 14 Thunderbirds________ 94 102 8 .480 23.5 15 AGF_________________ 93 103 8 .475 24.5 16 Billie's Bashers____ 90 106 8 .461 27.5 17 Schroedinger's Bat__ 83 109 12 .436 32.5
18 Ghost Man on Third__ 84 114 6 .426 34.5 19 Eastern Shore Birds_ 82 114 8 .422 35.5 20 Jays Ehs____________ 73 124 7 .375 45.0
TEAM________________ RotoPts Rank Stand. OppoPts Rank the mighty midgets__ 161 1 5 133 10 gashouse gorillas___ 157 2 2 134 9 Slippery Pete_______ 156 3 4 129 11 Toronto Walrus______ 156 4 11 156 4 W-A-M-C-O___________ 152 5 7 138 8
Reykjavik Fish Candy 150 6 10 142 7 Mebion Glyndwr______ 148 7 3 84 18 Edmonton Decepticons 140 8 1 80 19 AGF_________________ 132 9 15 171 1 Homer Jays Simpsons_ 132 10 8 95 16
Horse Field Hammers_ 126 11 9 108 14 Thunderbirds________ 125 12 14 150 5 Ghost Man on Third__ 123 13 18 119 12 Eastern Shore Birds_ 120 14 19 167 3 Chatsworth Halos____ 107 15 6 104 15
hannibals cannibals_ 99 16 12 118 13 Austin Senators_____ 94 17 13 85 17 Billie's Bashers____ 86 18 16 67 20 Schroedinger's Bat__ 84 19 17 144 6 Jays Ehs____________ 63 20 20 168 2
BARFIELD DIVISION:
The #1 Magic 9 held off #2 Moscow Rats 7-5-0 and widened their lead to eight full games. The #3 1-Tool Wonders and #4 Cooney Islanders fought to a draw and couldn’t gain any ground on the leader. This week, the Rats face the Islanders in yet another A-list matchup. Bodell’s Bashers set an all-BBFL record with 17 steals, breaking the mark of 16 by European Wannabe.in 2004. And I did a triple-take when I saw this: Pistol Nine posted a K/BB ratio of 32, obliterating the record of 8.60 set by Mebion Glyndwr in 2004.
Rank TEAM________________ W L T PCT GB 1 Magic 9_____________ 128 66 10 .652 - 2 Moscow Rats_________ 121 75 8 .613 8.0 3 1-Tool Wonders______ 117 77 10 .598 11.0 4 Cooney Islanders_____ 109 82 13 .566 17.5 5 Pohnpei Papayas_____ 110 85 9 .561 18.5 6 team junior felix___ 110 85 9 .561 18.5
7 Vancouver Cyphers___ 97 94 13 .507 29.5 8 MulReduxMonkeymen 95 95 14 .500 31.0 9 Burlington Mazsters_ 96 99 9 .493 32.5 10 The Sweaty Guys_____ 92 99 13 .483 34.5 11 Baseball North______ 90 97 17 .483 34.5 12 Angry Gnomes________ 93 101 10 .480 35.0
13 Jick's Rays_________ 92 101 11 .478 35.5 14 Middleclass Elitists 92 102 10 .475 36.0 15 Bodell's Bashers____ 92 106 6 .466 38.0 16 Lubumbashi Posse____ 87 109 8 .446 42.0 17 K-Town Mashers______ 89 112 3 .444 42.5
18 European Wannabe____ 84 110 10 .436 44.0 19 Dr. Z's Hot Men______ 74 115 15 .400 51.5 20 Pistol Nine_________ 69 127 8 .358 60.0
TEAM________________ RotoPts Rank Stand. OppoPts Rank Moscow Rats_________ 201 1 2 159 5 1-Tool Wonders______ 183 2 3 165 4 Magic 9_____________ 175 3 1 102 13 Cooney Islanders_____ 159 4 4 89 19 Pohnpei Papayas_____ 158 5 5 143 6
team junior felix___ 150 6 6 130 9 MulReduxMonkeymen 132 7 8 133 8 Jick's Rays_________ 128 8 13 172 3 Middleclass Elitists 128 9 14 94 15 Vancouver Cyphers___ 126 10 7 93 16
The Sweaty Guys_____ 123 11 10 118 11 Burlington Mazsters_ 114 12 9 125 10 Baseball North______ 109 13 11 97 14 K-Town Mashers______ 109 14 17 181 1 Bodell's Bashers____ 99 15 15 103 12
Lubumbashi Posse____ 97 16 16 87 20 Angry Gnomes________ 95 17 12 92 18 Pistol Nine_________ 87 18 20 179 2 Dr. Z's Hot Men______ 84 19 19 138 7 European Wannabe____ 60 20 18 93 16
CARTER DIVISION:
Sexy Underpants, Wedding Singers and Chico’s Bail Bonds continue to fight amongst themselves for two of the automatic promotion slots to Barfield. The #8 Garth Iorg Gremlins defeated the #6 Trembling Wilburys 7-3-2 in last week’s marquee matchup but fell to 9th because of a heroic 10-2-0 effort by the New Jersey Stratuses. This week, the top-ranked Underpants take on the #5 Shining Force, who smoked Hammie’s Rollies 10-1-1. The Blocked Youngsters set a Carter record with a .372 batting average. Scottish Dunces set negative records for Carter with 16 runs and a .180 average.
Rank TEAM________________ W L T PCT GB 1 Sexy underpants_____ 124 68 12 .637 - 2 The Wedding Singers_ 123 74 7 .620 3.5 3 Chico's Bail Bonds__ 121 74 9 .615 4.5 4 Blocked Youngsters__ 112 82 10 .574 13.0 5 The Shining Force___ 108 88 8 .549 18.0 6 TheTremblingWilburys 102 89 13 .532 21.5
7 BSL Blue Sox________ 104 92 8 .529 22.0 8 New Jersey Stratuses 102 91 11 .527 22.5 9 Garth Iorg Gremlins_ 102 93 9 .522 23.5 10 @$$kickers__________ 101 93 10 .520 24.0 11 Big Game Hunters____ 90 95 19 .488 30.5 12 dangercats__________ 92 101 11 .478 32.5
13 Hammie's Rollies____ 88 102 14 .466 35.0 14 Benji's Sister______ 91 109 4 .456 37.0 15 Anarchist Archivists 87 107 10 .451 38.0 16 Team Balla__________ 83 111 10 .431 42.0 17 Scottish Dunces_____ 84 114 6 .426 43.0
18 Brock Crackaz_______ 79 113 12 .417 45.0 19 Roseneath Rockets___ 77 117 10 .402 48.0 20 Adjustable Chuck____ 68 125 11 .360 56.5
TEAM________________ RotoPts Rank Stand. OppoPts Rank Sexy underpants_____ 173 1 1 104 13 TheTremblingWilburys 166 2 6 131 10 The Wedding Singers_ 165 3 2 59 20 Chico's Bail Bonds__ 164 4 3 80 16 BSL Blue Sox________ 141 5 7 143 9
New Jersey Stratuses 139 6 8 113 12 dangercats__________ 136 7 12 167 5 Garth Iorg Gremlins_ 133 8 9 83 15 Team Balla__________ 130 9 16 195 1 Blocked Youngsters__ 127 10 4 77 17
The Shining Force___ 126 11 5 85 14 Big Game Hunters____ 125 12 11 154 6 @$$kickers__________ 111 13 10 74 18 Roseneath Rockets___ 111 14 19 170 4 Scottish Dunces_____ 106 15 17 190 2
Benji's Sister______ 104 16 14 153 7 Hammie's Rollies____ 95 17 13 148 8 Anarchist Archivists 94 18 15 72 19 Brock Crackaz_______ 84 19 18 122 11 Adjustable Chuck____ 75 20 20 178 3
