ALOMAR DIVISION:
The Edmonton Decepticons and Gashouse Gorillas have slowly pulled away from their competition. Said competition is packed amazingly tight for so late in the season. The bottom eight teams in the division are separated by only 8.5 games, and the previously left-for-dead Thunderbirds have vaulted from 19th to 13th in just two weeks. In this week’s four-day competition, the aforementioned Decepticons and Gorillas face off.
Rank TEAM________________ W L T PCT GB 1 Edmonton Decepticons 102 59 7 .628 - 2 gashouse gorillas___ 101 64 3 .610 3.0 3 Chatsworth Halos____ 89 69 10 .560 11.5 4 the mighty midgets__ 88 68 12 .560 11.5 5 Mebion Glyndwr______ 85 68 15 .551 13.0 6 Slippery Pete_______ 89 77 2 .536 15.5
7 W-A-M-C-O___________ 84 76 8 .524 17.5 8 Toronto Walrus______ 84 81 3 .509 20.0 9 Horse Field Hammers_ 82 81 5 .503 21.0 10 AGF_________________ 80 80 8 .500 21.5 11 Homer Jays Simpsons_ 80 80 8 .500 21.5 12 hannibals cannibals_ 81 82 5 .497 22.0
13 Thunderbirds________ 74 87 7 .461 28.0 14 Austin Senators_____ 74 89 5 .455 29.0 15 Reykjavik Fish Candy 71 86 11 .455 29.0 16 Billie's Bashers____ 73 89 6 .452 29.5 17 Eastern Shore Birds_ 72 90 6 .446 30.5
18 Ghost Man on Third__ 69 93 6 .429 33.5 19 Jays Ehs____________ 67 96 5 .414 36.0 20 Schroedinger's Bat__ 64 94 10 .411 36.5
TEAM________________ RotoPts Rank Stand. OppoPts Rank gashouse gorillas___ 162 1 2 115 12 Slippery Pete_______ 161 2 6 134 8 Toronto Walrus______ 157 3 8 151 4 AGF_________________ 156 4 10 175 1 Edmonton Decepticons 152 5 1 79 19
the mighty midgets__ 144 6 4 131 11 W-A-M-C-O___________ 144 7 7 146 7 Homer Jays Simpsons_ 137 8 11 106 13 Mebion Glyndwr______ 136 9 5 96 16 Reykjavik Fish Candy 133 10 15 174 2
Thunderbirds________ 129 11 13 148 5 Eastern Shore Birds_ 128 12 17 168 3 Ghost Man on Third__ 126 13 18 133 10 Chatsworth Halos____ 122 14 3 102 15 Horse Field Hammers_ 114 15 9 90 18
hannibals cannibals_ 102 16 12 96 16 Austin Senators_____ 89 17 14 104 14 Billie's Bashers____ 75 18 16 65 20 Schroedinger's Bat__ 69 19 20 134 8 Jays Ehs____________ 66 20 19 148 5
BARFIELD DIVISION:
The Magic 9 are making a serious run at the BBFL-record winning percentage of .634 set by Slippery Pete in 2004. They take on #6 Team Junior Felix this week. The 9 rank a paltry fourth in the roto standings, so the runners-up have a legitimate chance to gain ground.
Rank TEAM________________ W L T PCT GB 1 Magic 9_____________ 111 47 10 .690 - 2 1-Tool Wonders______ 98 62 8 .607 14.0 3 Moscow Rats_________ 98 65 5 .598 15.5 4 Cooney Islanders_____ 92 66 10 .577 19.0 5 Pohnpei Papayas_____ 89 71 8 .554 23.0 6 team junior felix___ 86 74 8 .536 26.0
7 Burlington Mazsters_ 85 77 6 .524 28.0 8 Angry Gnomes________ 81 79 8 .506 31.0 9 European Wannabe____ 79 82 7 .491 33.5 10 Vancouver Cyphers___ 77 80 11 .491 33.5 11 Baseball North______ 76 80 12 .488 34.0 12 MulReduxMonkeymen 75 82 11 .479 35.5
13 Bodell's Bashers____ 77 85 6 .476 36.0 14 Jick's Rays_________ 75 85 8 .470 37.0 15 The Sweaty Guys_____ 72 85 11 .461 38.5 16 Lubumbashi Posse____ 71 92 5 .438 42.5 17 K-Town Mashers______ 72 94 2 .435 43.0
18 Middleclass Elitists 70 93 5 .432 43.5 19 Dr. Z's Hot Men______ 67 90 11 .432 43.5 20 Pistol Nine_________ 51 113 4 .315 63.0
TEAM________________ RotoPts Rank Stand. OppoPts Rank Moscow Rats_________ 195 1 3 152 6 1-Tool Wonders______ 190 2 2 155 4 Cooney Islanders_____ 173 3 4 87 16 Magic 9_____________ 163 4 1 85 18 Pohnpei Papayas_____ 153 5 5 152 6
team junior felix___ 146 6 6 130 10 MulReduxMonkeymen 143 7 12 155 4 Vancouver Cyphers___ 130 8 10 117 11 Middleclass Elitists 124 9 18 110 13 Burlington Mazsters_ 122 10 7 132 9
Jick's Rays_________ 115 11 14 157 3 K-Town Mashers______ 114 12 17 175 2 Angry Gnomes________ 109 13 8 86 17 The Sweaty Guys_____ 105 14 15 137 8 Bodell's Bashers____ 103 15 13 81 20
Baseball North______ 101 16 11 105 14 Lubumbashi Posse____ 92 17 16 94 15 Dr. Z's Hot Men______ 86 18 19 117 11 European Wannabe____ 76 19 9 83 19 Pistol Nine_________ 68 20 20 179 1
CARTER DIVISION:
Entertainment abounds at the top of the division with three teams fighting for the two guaranteed promotional spots. Chico’s Bail Bonds mauled the Brock Crackaz This week, the #2 Sexy Underpants and #3 Wedding Singers fight amongst themselves while the Bondsmen meet the #7 New Jersey Stratuses.
Rank TEAM________________ W L T PCT GB 1 Sexy underpants_____ 90 44 10 .660 - 2 Chico's Bail Bonds__ 92 48 4 .653 1.0 3 The Wedding Singers_ 89 48 7 .642 2.5 4 Blocked Youngsters__ 74 51 7 .587 9.6 5 TheTremblingWilburys 80 57 7 .580 11.5 6 BSL Blue Sox________ 76 61 7 .552 15.5
7 @$$kickers__________ 69 66 9 .510 21.5 8 dangercats__________ 68 67 9 .503 22.5 9 The Shining Force___ 69 69 6 .500 23.0 10 Garth Iorg Gremlins_ 66 72 6 .479 26.0 11 Hammie's Rollies____ 65 71 8 .479 26.0 12 New Jersey Stratuses 64 70 10 .479 26.0
13 Roseneath Rockets___ 56 68 8 .455 27.1 14 Benji's Sister______ 66 76 2 .465 28.0 15 Brock Crackaz_______ 60 76 8 .444 31.0 16 Team Balla__________ 60 78 6 .438 32.0 17 Anarchist Archivists 59 81 4 .424 34.0 18 Big Game Hunters____ 52 76 16 .417 35.0 19 Scottish Dunces_____ 57 84 3 .406 36.5 20 Adjustable Chuck____ 45 94 5 .330 47.5
TEAM________________ RotoPts Rank Stand. OppoPts Rank Sexy underpants_____ 191 1 1 129 9 Chico's Bail Bonds__ 183 2 2 96 16 TheTremblingWilburys 179 3 5 115 11 The Wedding Singers_ 171 4 3 64 19 BSL Blue Sox________ 148 5 6 132 8
Team Balla__________ 145 6 16 203 2 New Jersey Stratuses 136 7 12 128 10 Garth Iorg Gremlins_ 133 8 10 98 14 dangercats__________ 132 9 8 150 5 Scottish Dunces_____ 130 10 19 206 1
Big Game Hunters____ 107 11 18 200 3 Brock Crackaz_______ 107 12 15 110 12 Anarchist Archivists 102 13 17 97 15 Benji's Sister______ 102 14 14 146 6 Hammie's Rollies____ 99 15 11 141 7
The Shining Force___ 99 16 9 102 13 @$$kickers__________ 98 17 7 70 18 Roseneath Rockets___ 97 18 13 96 16 Blocked Youngsters__ 85 19 4 38 20 Adjustable Chuck____ 58 20 20 173 4