Like many things in life, this started off as one idea, and ended up somewhere else entirely.
My original plan was to do what I did last year: come up with the best case scenario and worst case scenario for the Jays' hitters and pitchers, and then use those numbers to estimate how many wins the Jays would pick up. Using this method, last year I confidently predicted that the Jays would score between 546 and 891 runs, and win between 45 and 107 games. Out on a limb, I was.
So I thought I'd try it again. First, the good numbers - here's the best-case scenario for each Jay batter for 2006.
AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI AVG Overbay 579 91 174 46 2 24 106 .301 Hill 574 102 178 41 7 16 79 .310 Adams 570 102 170 34 7 14 74 .298 Glaus 563 120 160 37 1 47 117 .284 Cat 419 56 126 29 5 8 59 .301 Sparky 398 55 107 21 6 8 58 .269 Wells 678 118 215 49 5 33 117 .317 Rios 514 92 155 31 8 22 89 .302 Molina 410 54 121 15 0 17 74 .295 Shea 544 87 163 38 2 23 90 .300 Hinske 211 37 59 15 1 10 37 .280 Zaun 202 32 54 10 0 6 31 .267
Here's how I came up with these figures:
- Hill and Adams take significant steps forward.
- Rios takes a huge step forward. (This is probably the least realistic of my optimistic estimates.)
- Overbay repeats his best season, but with a few doubles turning into home runs.
- Hinske is extremely effective as a spot player, as he has the platoon advantage.
- For Glaus, Wells, Hillenbrand and Molina, I basically repeated their best seasons. For Zaun, I repeated his best season, but pro-rated.
- For Cat and Sparky, I just put in last year's numbers. Neither of them are likely to surprise in any way.
This team of Uber-Jays winds up scoring 946 runs, which is more than any real-life team scored last year in all of baseball, and is 55 runs more than the Dream Jays of 2005 scored.
Now for the bad news - here are my extremely pessimistic projections:
AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI AVG Overbay 579 61 144 27 2 15 61 .249 Hill 574 58 139 19 4 10 46 .242 Adams 546 59 130 25 4 7 49 .238 Glaus 569 79 142 24 1 30 83 .250 Cat 419 56 126 29 5 8 59 .301 Sparky 398 55 107 21 6 8 58 .269 Wells 644 72 169 27 2 24 79 .262 Rios 481 66 126 19 6 10 48 .262 Molina 428 34 105 18 0 5 40 .245 Shea 515 60 144 32 1 17 66 .280 Hinske 211 16 47 9 1 5 21 .223 Zaun 185 18 41 7 1 3 19 .222
Here, everybody either takes a step back or reproduces his career-worst season. (Except, again, for Sparky and Cat, who repeat their 2005 performance.) This team of underachievers scores 634 runs, which is a significantly lower total than that compiled by any real-life team in 2005. (But, once again, this is significantly higher than the low-end total for last year. Yay, J.P.!)
This is the point at which I threw up my hands in despair: why bother making serious predictions about the upcoming season when almost anything could happen? Of course, there's no way that absolutely everything will go right, or go wrong. But we could come closer to either outcome than you might think. Recall the summer of 2003, when the Jays went into a collective hot streak and were scoring about a jillion runs a game. Remember when Delgado and Wells were 1-2 in the league in RBI?
And, for the worst case scenario, you need look no further than 2004. I rest my case.
So the theme for this article is now: predicting the future in baseball is a mug's game. There are too many variables. Luck is too much of a factor. I say let's just sit back and watch the games. Popcorn, anyone?