Just remember the cardinal rules for making it super-duper extreme:

• it's only cool if you leave off the 'e' and capitalize the X, like Xtreme!!! (the exclamation points make it sound really important as well)
• it's also doubly cool if you throw a 'z' somewhere near the end instead of an 's'. The old WWF was notorious for this; this tag-team called the Hardy Boyz were also known as 'Team Xtreme'. Ugh.

That wacky Zaun... suggesting that we flip for the four-seamer or the two-seamer.

Stop fooling around Morpheous.

"You're right, Spalding, eye to eye is MUCH better than ball-to-ball"

Should I duck?

Schoeneweis' picture with the ball is exactly the same as Wile E Coyote's look when he realizes thet the giant boulder with the elastic rope is coming back to hit him.

THE MOON IS FALLING!!!

Let's see you do this, David Blaine!!!

Now THAT'S an knuckleball. or
Let's see Wakefield do this! or
Go to your home, ball.

Look me in the eye and swear to me you will make it over the plate this time!

"The suspense is killing me."

My fastball this time, I will throw. Hit it, he will not.

You can't make a move until the ball gets within inches and then you must throw open your jaw.

The secret of catching the ball with your mouth.

"See this b****, I got a pair right here".

Is this a doctored photo NFH? The ball looks disproportionately large compared to his head.

that ball Is bigger than a softball

I would guess the ball is simply a few feet closer to the camera, but the flat nature of the photograph doesn't make that easily apparent.

"5.25 million - it was worth every penny"

"Did someone say ice cold beer?"

"note to self, never challenge a baseball to a stairing contest...you will lose"

Didn't know where to put this since we haven't had a roundup in a while, but:

Youppi lives!

This new levitation ball looks even better than that overrated Bugs Bunny changeup.

Is this a doctored photo NFH? The ball looks disproportionately large compared to his head.

Nope, he's tossing the ball and catching it one-handed as he waits for Gibbons to get to the mound to change pitchers. Perspective is a little compressed because it's a long lens.

No one has blown away the field yet. Entries will continue to be accepted until I get up and check out the internet Monday morning.

Good morning NFH.

"Nice pitch, Scott. Now return to me"

"This is going to make a great caption contest"

"Hmm... a comebacker. What would Derek Jeter do?"

"When I lure Jarrod Washburn here as I am his best friend, he's going to have a hell of a time with these magical Canadian baseballs."

"So... if I miss catching this comebacker, i'll have a .547 OPS against lefties and finally make that guy change his sign...no, that would be a .549 OPS...no..no....carry the one......471?...is that the sound of a cowbell..I'm confused..oh, it's a right handed batter...then I don't know what my OPS against righties is as a result of nobody making a sign about it...Richard Griffin's really let his beard grow wild...just let the bloody O-Dog get it...catsup or ketchup...whoa, I'm in way over my head."

Whoa, I just woke up and realized those are incredibly not funny.

This is really gonna hurt...... but I'm tough, yeah.... really tough

Gregg "The Welshman" Zaun channeling his favourite film, Braveheart:

Gregg: Yeah.... but can you do it in battle? You throw that huge stone at me Scott, and I promise not to move. Then I'll throw this wee baseball at you...

"I was standing on the mound, wondering why a baseball appears larger as it gets closer...and then it hit me"