trumpets, towers and tenements
wide oceans full of tears
flags, rags, ferryboats, scimitars and scarves
every precious dream and vision underneath the stars
People lead the leagues in all kinds of things, and some of them they'd rather you didn't know about. Some of them you just don't care about, but let's look anyway:
Hit By Pitch AL Hillenbrand, Tor 20 Giambi, NYY 16 Kendall, Oak 14 Ford, Min 14 NL Jenkins, Mil 16 Delgado, Fla 15 Biggio, Hou 14 Guillen, Was 14 Grounded Into Double Play AL Tejada, Bal 21 Cantu, TB 19 Hillenbrand, Tor 18 Hatteburg, Oak 18 NL Casey, Cin 24 Bell, Phi 20 Feliz, SF 17 Sacrifice Flies AL Monroe, Det 12 Uribe, CWS 10 Everett, CWS 9 NL Green, Ari 8 Griffey, Cin 7 Guillen, Was 7 LoDuca, Fla 7 Lowell, Fla 7 Sacrifice Hits AL Logan, Det 12 Castro, Min 8 Berroa, KC 8 Iguchi, CWS 8 NL Castillo, Fla 16 Vizquel, SF 12 Pettite, Hou 12 Caught Stealing AL Podsednik, Chi 18 Figgins, LAA 12 Reed, Sea 10 NL Pierre, Fla 14 Clark, Mil 11 Reyes, NYM 11 Taveras, Hou 11OK, here's an Intelligence Test. Ready? Let's suppose you had a ball player on your team who had been hitting like this for the last three months:
SPLIT AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB HBP SO SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS June 86 5 9 1 0 0 0 4 1 11 1 0 .105 .154 .116 .270 July 69 6 17 3 0 1 7 2 0 6 2 1 .246 .264 .333 .597 August 67 4 12 3 0 0 4 4 1 10 1 1 .179 .236 .224 .460
What would you do with him? Besides seeing if you've got a pitcher sitting around that you could send up to hit for this stiff.
Well, if you were Jim Tracy of the Los Angeles Dodgers, you'd keep that man right at the top of your batting order, hitting leadoff every day. Cesar Izturis has 444 at bats this season, and 398 of them came hitting first in the order.
Against stupidity, the gods themselves struggle in vain.
This is just another reason the Dodgers have no chance whatsoever of catching the Padres,. If you're going to hit Cesar Izturis leadoff, you simply don't have a clue. You are not even qualified to manage a major league team.
The games:
AL
Los Angeles (Washburn 6-7, 3.38) at Baltimore (DuBose 1-0, 5.19)
Oakland (Haren 10-9, 4.00) at Detroit (Robertson 5-10, 4.00)
Toronto (Towers 10-9, 4.12) at New York (Leiter 6-10, 6.09)
Cleveland (Westbrook 11-13, 4.75) at Tampa Bay (Hendrickson 7-7, 6.75)
Seattle (Moyer 10-4, 4.20) at Texas (Young 10-7, 4.62)
Boston (Wells 9-6, 4.70) at Kansas City (Greinke 3-14, 6.02)
Chicago (Garcia 11-5, 3.65) at Minnesota (Santana 12-6, 3.37)
NL
Cincinnati (Hudson 4-6, 7.35) at Washington (Armas 7-6, 4.29)
St.Louis (Marquis 9-12, 4.36) at Pittsburgh (Duke 6-0, 1.87)
Florida (Beckett 12-6, 3.15) at Milwaukee (Capuano 13-8, 3.61)
Atlanta (Thomson 3-3, 4.53)at Chicago (Williams 3-6, 5.13)
New York (Zambrano 6-10, 4.24) at Arizona (Vargas 7-6, 4.47)
Houston (Clemens 11-5, 1.53) at San Diego (Peavy 10-6, 3.14)
Colorado (Wright 6-14, 5.69) at Los Angeles (Weaver 11-8, 4.52)
Philadelphia (Padilla 6-11, 4.47) at San Francisco (Tomko 7-13, 4.72)