Every game day, 162 times a year, Will Hill and the Blue Jays PR staff prepare pre-game notes for the media. I am sharing them with you, because... because we won't have a Game Report appearing until tomorrow? Nah - I just thought you might like to see them.

I'm doing this in two parts, because there's only so much graphic content one little story can take. I, of course, am responsible for the shoddy work with the cheap scanner...

Oh, and you denizens of the Cheer Club? Will says he doesn't anticipate adding Schoeneweis' OPS against LHP as a regular feature. So it's up to you to keep that candle burning...