Well, this is wonderful. But as you recall, I turned your Roy Halladay collage into my desktop wallpaper, and three days later he broke his leg. So you'll forgive me if I restrain myself this time.

I wouldn't want VBF to hunt me down and kill me.

If Vernon Wells claims he killed Magpie in self defence before he could up his V-Dub desktop... would the court buy it?

Vernon need not worry. I have taken down the Halladay desktop (looks great, but very bad mojo) and now I have to live with Christy.

I'm waiting for Christy to break a leg doing some extreme yoga or something.

Maybe Magpie, if you made a collage of pictures with Roy Halladay's broken leg, there would be opposite mojo and it would magically heal.

But then people would abuse this and start taking pictures of dead people and they would return to life, only to overpopulate the world. Then what would we say!

And excellent picture by the way!

Cecil Fielder could do that in his heyday.

And if Canseco can save a lady, her kid, her cat, a player piano and a dishwasher from a burning house, he can probably do that too.

Are you sure that Canseco did all that? Because that sounds an awful lot like a cartoon I saw once.

Sure....a cartoon...yes.....

And I'll bet Ken Griffey Junior also suffers from chronic gigantism as well....huh.....

LORD PALVERSTEIN!