There's only one other thing you need to know about today's game: In his official picture at mlb.com, Chacin is wearing goggles. His chances of winning this game just increased ten-fold.
Honestly, who would you bet on?
Mr. Goggled And Ready or The Ungoggled One?
Today's lineup: Cat, O-Dog, The Gabe and Thrillhouse are all sitting on the bench with the lefty on the mound. In their places, using even more Box Approved Nicknames, are Sparky, Mighty-Mini-Me-Mouse, Lexi and Minister Of Defense. Welcome to Platoon World!
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