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I've been a horrible Jays fan lately, as that's the first game I've watched from beginning to end in about 6 weeks. What a game to pick, though, as the Jays take out the Dodgers 7-1.
  1. Ted Lilly looked really sharp last night, with 1 walk and 7 Ks. Plus Howie Clark hit his first majorl eague homerun. Way to go, Howie! Find out more with Spencer Fordin's "Lilly cruises to Interleague win", Jeff Blair's "Lilly, Clark take the stage", Jim Byers' "Stand-in stars for the Jays", Mike Rutsey's "Lilly shines in Jays win", and CP's "Lilly just artful against Dodgers".

  2. Fordin Notes: There was a bit of a roster shuffle on the Jays yesterday, as Speier, Cat, and Woody all came off of the DL. To make room, Delgado and De Los Santos were put on the 15 day DL, and Simon Pond was sent to AAA. Last night J.P. was on the radio talking to Jerry Howarth, and J.P. mentioned that Pond is still struggling hitting sharp breaking stuff. The demotion should give Pond a chance to play every day, so he can overcome his Cerranoness.

  3. Both days of the draft are over, so the Jays can turn their attention to trying to sign most of the 50 guys they selected, as discussed in Spencer Fordin's article "Jays turn focus to signing draftees".

  4. Tonight's battle of the righties should be fun to watch. The 30-25 Dodgers bring the 4-1 Jose Lima to the mound, while the 26-32 Blue Jays are sending the 3-4 Miguel Batista. Spencer Fordin has a game preview. If that isn't enough excitement for you, check out Jose Lima's wife.

  5. In the "Former Jay Returns to the Dome for the First Time" Department: "Green, Delgado pick up where they left off" by Richard Griffin.

  6. Donovan Vincent's "Gagne's fastball flying under Canadian radar" makes a good point. I very rarely hear people outside of the Batter's Box discuss Gagne, or baseball for that matter. It's a shame, because they're missing a great game!


A quick thank you: I'd like to say thanks to Mike Wilner for his excellent interview with Blue Jays scouting director Jon Lalonde last night. It's a shame if you missed it, but you should at least check out our interview with him.

Jays Minor League Top Ten MjEQA (100+ PA)
  • Simon Pond (AAA) .243
  • Russ Adams (AAA) .237
  • Shawn Fagan (AAA) .235
  • Gabe Gross (AAA) .234
  • Glenn Williams (AAA) .224
  • Carlo Cota (A) .222
  • Vito Chiaravalloti (A) .222
  • Aaron Hill (AA) .221
  • Noah Hall (AAA) .220
  • Miguel Negron (A) .218

    Source: Baseball Prospectus.

    What are the Bauxites thinking about this morning?
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    _Homsar - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 10:10 AM EDT (#59023) #
    Enough. I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
    _Jonny German - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 10:13 AM EDT (#59024) #
    Oy, beaten by a minute. Nicely done homsar. Haven't we had this song before?
    _Brent - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 10:13 AM EDT (#59025) #
    Jose Lima's wife!
    _alsiem - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 10:18 AM EDT (#59026) #
    I have the same two things on my mind.
    _Moffatt - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 10:20 AM EDT (#59027) #
    Haven't we had this song before?

    I'm pretty sure I haven't done it. Someone might have done it when I was away.

    Anyhow, the song was one of my favourites "One Night in Bangkok" by Murray Head.

    Homsar wins 100 million points and a cup of coffee:



    Enjoy, you big song from the sixties, you!
    Mike Green - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 10:23 AM EDT (#59028) #
    The failure to crop the Lima picture initially was obviously a photographic malfunction.
    Craig B - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 10:44 AM EDT (#59029) #
    I am also now thinking about Mrs. Lima. I suspect that this should take me through at least lunchtime.
    _Grand Funk Rail - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 10:46 AM EDT (#59030) #
    Screw 'The Stepford Wives'.
    The movie that needs to be made is 'The Lima Wives'.
    _alsiem - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 10:51 AM EDT (#59031) #
    Did anybody else notice how free swinging Werth was, as opposed to Lima's wife? When he chased those two high fastballs back to back, he looked pretty foolish. He's just come off the DL so perhaps he's rusty but I took him to be better than that.
    _Moffatt - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 10:53 AM EDT (#59032) #
    I noticed that as well. Frasor for Werth is looking better every day.
    _Brent - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 10:59 AM EDT (#59033) #
    Frasor for Werth is looking better every day.

    You know who else is? You guessed it...Frank Stallone.
    _Brent - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 11:00 AM EDT (#59034) #
    Here's an over-under:

    How many draft picks will the Jays sign in the next two weeks?
    _Jacko - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 11:04 AM EDT (#59035) #
    http://www.baseballamerica.com/cgi-bin/statsfindplayer.pl?player=werth

    I noticed that as well. Frasor for Werth is looking better every day.

    Bah. You can't judge a player on one game. Werth was en fuego down in AAA before getting the call. COMN.

    I predict Werth will go 250/350/450 and hit 15 HR by the end of the year (after claiming one of the OF slots in LA). Long term, I like him more than I do Frasor (who has been pretty good, but also pretty lucky).

    Speaking of gaudy AAA stats, Calvin Pickering is still humming along, while Marcus Thames (old Yankees prospect, remember him?) has exploded down in Toledo. Both these guys deserve a shot somewhere...
    Craig B - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 11:04 AM EDT (#59036) #
    18.
    _Brent - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 11:07 AM EDT (#59037) #
    Well, I should probably specify the actual over-under value:

    12
    _Moffatt - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 11:09 AM EDT (#59038) #
    What happens if it's exactly 12? ;)

    So is the O-U 11.5 or 12.5?

    Either way, I'm with Craig and say over.
    _Moffatt - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 11:16 AM EDT (#59039) #
    Oh, BTW, if you want to make real money with over-unders, check out Shorcan's Canadian Election Indicators.

    This is just for information purposes. If anyone starts discussing politics, I'll kick them in the head.
    Mike Green - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 11:16 AM EDT (#59040) #
    22.

    I agree with Jacko regarding Pickering and Thames. My rule of thumb: if a player can slug .700 in triple A through 1/3 of a season, he deserves a chance to show that he can slug over .500 in the Show. This is true whether the player is 23 or 29. But then, we won't even talk about Justin Morneau.
    _Jacko - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 11:31 AM EDT (#59041) #
    http://www.baseballamerica.com/cgi-bin/statsfindplayer.pl?player=morneau
    IMO, Aaron Gleeman has written the definitive article on what the Twins should do with Morneau.

    At least Morneau didn't take the demotion badly. He hit 2 bombs on Monday night...
    Craig B - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 11:47 AM EDT (#59042) #
    Mike, if it's exactly 12, it's a push.
    Gerry - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 11:51 AM EDT (#59043) #
    25 signees.
    _Ron - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 11:54 AM EDT (#59044) #
    It is Lima time!!!!!

    No wonder he's always happy!
    _Mike Wilner - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 11:59 AM EDT (#59045) #
    Glad you enjoyed the interview with Lalonde last night, he was terrific. But if there are questions left over that I didn't ask (Adam Lind, etc.) you guys can feel free to call in tonight after the game and ask J.P.!
    _Daryn - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 12:04 PM EDT (#59046) #
    Wow.. now THOSE are torpedoes
    Craig B - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 12:10 PM EDT (#59047) #
    Jose Lima also probably gets a considerable number of his kicks above the waistline.

    [12:10 and I'm still on Mrs. Lima.]
    _Brent - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 12:15 PM EDT (#59048) #
    Unfortunately, I missed the show last night Mike, but I'll be tuning in tonight.

    If I don't have a chance to call in and there is a low point in the conversation where you both sit and stare awkwardly at each other (not likely), please ask him to compare catchers Curtis Thigpen, Jason Jaramillo and Kurt Suzuki. The Jays selected Thigpen before the latter two even though Jaramillo and Suzuki were considered by some better prospects. I'd like to hear his take on why Thigpen was a better fit for the Blue Jays.

    Thanks Mike. Good luck tonight.
    _Dave - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 12:32 PM EDT (#59049) #
    What do you think the odds are that they'll put Mrs. Lima on TV tonight? I've got them at 1:1. Assuming she's there, of course.

    Please, please be there.
    _Steve Birnie - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 12:36 PM EDT (#59050) #
    http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/TorontoSun/Sports/2004/06/09/491325.html
    Did anyone catch Ken Fidlin's column in the Sun today? COMN. Odalis Perez was supposed to pitch Thursday's game, with Ishii pitching tonight. Apparently, he asked Tracy to hold him back a day so he could pitch Friday against Boston, as he considers them a better challenge. Thus Lima starts tonight, as he apparently doesn't care if the Jays, at least, have big guns or not.

    One wonders how the Jay hitters feel about this...
    Craig B - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 12:38 PM EDT (#59051) #
    Geez, big talk from a guy who has three freaking wins this year. Incidentally, not to get personal, but Perez is listed at 6-0, 150. If this is true, he's the fattest underweight person I've ever seen in my life. :)
    _Jobu - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 12:40 PM EDT (#59052) #
    Wow, that sounds like locker room bulletin board material. I hope Tosca pins that one up with some heavy highlighting. Even the crusty old dean wouldn't stoop that low in disrespecting the Jays.
    _Cristian - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 01:33 PM EDT (#59053) #
    Lima
    Ishii
    Sparks
    Good

    These are the next 4 pitchers the Jays face. It seems like a perfect time to run off a 5 game winning streak.
    _alsiem - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 01:45 PM EDT (#59054) #
    Christian,

    I hope so, I'm getting tired of hearing how bad the Jays are. They did have a horrible start but they've played tough despite their injuries. How many 'rebirth' of the Tigers articles have there been, their current record 25-32. Perception is everything so lets have the Jays turn it around in dramatic fashion. Those Orioles are looking mighty tasty right now.
    _Sid Frenchman - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 01:47 PM EDT (#59055) #
    Wow, that sounds like locker room bulletin board material.

    I'll tell you what's locker room buletin board material... Mrs. Lima. That's some locker room bulletin board material.
    _Jobu - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 01:58 PM EDT (#59056) #
    Yeah but the crusty old Dean will never let them put up a picture like that...
    _MatO - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 02:01 PM EDT (#59057) #
    I know what Lima should be singing.

    "Thanks for the mammaries"
    _Christopher - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 02:46 PM EDT (#59058) #
    Homsar wins 100 million points and a cup of coffee:

    100 million?!?!
    I'm going to have to start taking this more seriously.
    _Daryn - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 02:51 PM EDT (#59059) #
    AND a coffee! don't forget the coffee
    _Mosely - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 03:01 PM EDT (#59060) #
    Yeah but the crusty old Dean will never let them put up a picture like that...

    Robot House!!!!

    (kudos to anybody that gets that reference)
    _Jobu - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 03:09 PM EDT (#59061) #
    Oh i get it loud and clear. But in the Cheer Club thread we already dubbed it Cheer Club House. :)
    Thomas - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 03:09 PM EDT (#59062) #
    Futurama. I don't remember anything specific enough from that episode to reference back that would make sense.

    Where are my points?

    I'd like to hear JP compare Suzuki and Thigpen too, I may try and call in with that question. I think there's a good chance I'll eb able to. Regardless, hopefully it gets asked in some form or another.
    _jim854 - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 03:11 PM EDT (#59063) #
    I e-mailed the Fan590 to post Mike Wilner's interview with Jon Lalonde on the hot audio section of the Fan590 website so that those of us who missed it can hear it. Nothing has happened yet. Will keep you posted.
    _Jobu - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 03:18 PM EDT (#59064) #
    Ahhh Robot House. The most radically bodacious fraternity in Mars University. They even taught that crusty old dean a lesson. Dean now being my nickname for any magical invisible forces who try to impede the Cheer Club or Blue Jay support.... skydome staff, TV crews, crusty old fans... you name it, they're all the Dean's minions. Wait till my bra-bomb goes off the next game. (Double Kudos to who gets that reference)
    _sweat - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 03:22 PM EDT (#59065) #
    Kill all humans. Kill all humans.
    _Gwyn - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 03:27 PM EDT (#59066) #
    Wait till my bra-bomb goes off the next game.

    wait...you're Nerdlinger ?
    _Jobu - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 03:35 PM EDT (#59067) #
    I said it was mine, I didnt say I built it. I'm that incouragable rouge Corey, recently prometed to Commitee Chief of Partying Down!
    _Smack - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 03:45 PM EDT (#59068) #
    Anyone else catch that cbc news promo on the new way to have thoughtful conversations, "blugging"?

    Anyone who what this blugging is where I can get me some?
    _MrPurple - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 03:59 PM EDT (#59069) #
    http://www.naturesguard.com
    This Bra bomb of yours better work nerdlinger!!!
    _alsiem - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 04:08 PM EDT (#59070) #
    Everyday God kisses us on the lips! I just got offered tickets and a meal at sitelines restaurant. Hope you losers have fun in 518.

    p.s. see you there tomorrow
    _Tassle - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 04:46 PM EDT (#59071) #
    http://insider.espn.go.com/insider/magazine/story?id=1816999
    Whoah. Do any of you guys get ESPN Insider? They have an interview with Josh Hamilton up, and it seems.....very interesting. I'm almost willing to shell out just after reading the first paragraph. COMN
    Lucas - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 04:58 PM EDT (#59072) #
    It's a good article, if slightly mawkish on occasion.

    At the end it says it will be (or is) in the June 7 issue of "ESPN The Magazine," so you might be able to read it at a newsstand.
    Craig B - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 05:15 PM EDT (#59073) #
    I just got offered tickets and a meal at sitelines restaurant.

    Just remember, alsiem, he only wants one thing from you.
    _Moffatt - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 05:30 PM EDT (#59074) #
    Just remember, alsiem, he only wants one thing from you.

    A trophy full of Steak 'ems?
    Craig B - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 06:19 PM EDT (#59075) #
    He'll be lucky to get an iron cup full of Brunswick stew.

    Or worse, New Brunswick stew. Ewwwww.
    _Blue in SK - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 06:24 PM EDT (#59076) #
    http://www.sportsnet.ca/mlb/columnist.jsp?content=20040608_140300_5548
    Congratulations Bauxites, you made the main stream media.

    "Try these numbers on for size, you Batter's Box eggheads" from Scott Carson's latest column. COMN

    Everyone is correct, there is no Cabal. Just a carton of eggheads.
    _mathesond - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 06:51 PM EDT (#59077) #
    It's not often I turn away from Tom and Jerry's broadcast, but the chance to hear Vin Scully call a Jays game is a treata I am looking forward to.

    Thank you, Sports Illustrated, for paying for my free mlb.com radio season's pass! I'll be cancelling my subscription tomorrow
    _Cristian - Wednesday, June 09 2004 @ 09:43 PM EDT (#59078) #
    I hear that mathesond. I didn't even wait to get my 4 issues of SI before cancelling. I cancelled the moment issue 1 showed up at my place.
    Craig B - Thursday, June 10 2004 @ 09:29 AM EDT (#59079) #
    As did I! Issue 2 arrived in the interim, though, with the lovely face of Derek Jeter on the cover. What a...
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