Yesterday at 2:20 p.m., Jay William Burley became the youngest member of the the ZLC. Mother and son are doing fine, and efforts continue to scrape Dad off the ceiling. Jay, a 7-pound, 12-ounce, switch-hitting, ambidextrous pitcher, is a likely Blue Jays' draft-and-follow selection in June, 2021. At just under two feet, he's not as tall as some prospects, but those Burleys are crafty. Congratulations and best wishes to Craig and his family.
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Congrats Craig!
Hannah wants to know if the name "Jay" had anything to do with the team. I'm wondering if it has anything to do with the Simpsons.
MP
Congrats Craig!
Hannah wants to know if the name "Jay" had anything to do with the team. I'm wondering if it has anything to do with the Simpsons.
MP
Standing O all around Craig...As the owner/GM/manager of twin 15 year old boys...good freakin' luck.
If the name had anything to do with Craig's team allegiance, the child would be Jay Expo Burley. I'm a bit disappointed that my suggestion of "Kelvim" (for a boy or a girl) was dismissed. That would have made him a fine playmate for little Erubiel Gizzi.
Congrats, Craig. May your child have enough sense not to follow papa's path. :)
Coach: Thanks for the advice re: my as-yet-to-be composed child, but my wife and I are rather fond of the name Chan Ho Gizzi. There is the other matter of whether I should be allowed to introduce another confused life with Gizzi DNA into the world, but I'll leave that discussion for another day.
Coach: Thanks for the advice re: my as-yet-to-be composed child, but my wife and I are rather fond of the name Chan Ho Gizzi. There is the other matter of whether I should be allowed to introduce another confused life with Gizzi DNA into the world, but I'll leave that discussion for another day.
Booyah! More zombies in the cult. Congratulations, Craig.
Many congratulations, Craig! Your world is about to turn upside down and inside out -- enjoy it!! Very best wishes and all good fortune in future from Mr. and Mrs. Beeah Guy.
This just in ...
TELEGRAM TO BURLEY J.W.
FROM STEINBRENNER BOSS
WELCOME YOUNG MAN STOP AM PLEASED TO OFFER YOU 20 MILLION SIGNING BONUS STOP OR DOUBLE WHATEVER JAYS OFFER IN 2021 DRAFT STOP YOUR SIGNING WILL COINCIDE WITH JETER RETIREMENT AFTER WINNING 18TH WORLD SERIES RING STOP PROJECT YOU WILL REPLACE PERRENIAL PROSPECT DREW HENSON AT 3B BEGINNING OPENING DAY 2024 STOP YES I KNOW AVERAGE YANKEE AAA CONTRACT IN 2021 WILL BE MORE THAN 20 MILLION STOP LIVE WITH IT OR NEVER WIN A SERIES STOP
BOSS
TELEGRAM TO BURLEY J.W.
FROM STEINBRENNER BOSS
WELCOME YOUNG MAN STOP AM PLEASED TO OFFER YOU 20 MILLION SIGNING BONUS STOP OR DOUBLE WHATEVER JAYS OFFER IN 2021 DRAFT STOP YOUR SIGNING WILL COINCIDE WITH JETER RETIREMENT AFTER WINNING 18TH WORLD SERIES RING STOP PROJECT YOU WILL REPLACE PERRENIAL PROSPECT DREW HENSON AT 3B BEGINNING OPENING DAY 2024 STOP YES I KNOW AVERAGE YANKEE AAA CONTRACT IN 2021 WILL BE MORE THAN 20 MILLION STOP LIVE WITH IT OR NEVER WIN A SERIES STOP
BOSS
Congratulations, Craig!
No doubt the Jays will need bullpen help 20 years from now, so I'd suggest keeping young Jay's pitch counts low during his formative years. :-)
No doubt the Jays will need bullpen help 20 years from now, so I'd suggest keeping young Jay's pitch counts low during his formative years. :-)
Thanks everyone. He's amazing.
Hannah wants to know if the name "Jay" had anything to do with the team. I'm wondering if it has anything to do with the Simpsons.
Yes on both counts, and a million other good associations. Jay Payton was not one of them.
Also, I'll be advising him to take the Yankee contract. A boy's gotta find his own way.
Hannah wants to know if the name "Jay" had anything to do with the team. I'm wondering if it has anything to do with the Simpsons.
Yes on both counts, and a million other good associations. Jay Payton was not one of them.
Also, I'll be advising him to take the Yankee contract. A boy's gotta find his own way.
By the way, interested parties can check out Jay's new website. Don't forget to bookmark!
Barely a week old and already he's better at HTML authoring than I am.
Barely a week old and already he's better at HTML authoring than I am.