Haven't done a song in a while here, and it's been even longer since we did one for a specific player anthem. Tonight's game makes this too easy ... The original is here if you want to compare these to the (clearly baseball-inferior) original lyrics, the box score is here and the new lyrics are … well, no link necessary, they’re right here, only on Batter’s Box!
B. Morrow
With profuse apologies to the creators of the Broadway musical Annie.
The shutout was thrown by Morrow
He three-hit the Mets and so B. Morrow (and the Jays) won …
Just watched that gem by Morrow
Batista tried but lost to Brandon Morrow … who won …
How about our Jays, who played their hearts out …
Our middle infielders, had four base-knocks
And both RBI
The sun'll come out thanks to Morrow
We'll hang in this race with Brandon Morrow
It’s only May …
Oh Morrow, B. Morrow,
We love Brandon Morrow
His next start’s just days away …
The shutout was thrown by Morrow
Eight K’s and just one walk for Brandon Morrow
How ‘bout them Jays?
Oh Morrow, B. Morrow,
5-and-2 B. Morrow
His next start’s just days away …
Oh Morrow, B. Morrow,
We love Brandon Morrow
We’re so glad that he’s a Jay …
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