Oh. My. GAWD!

Contributed by: Mick Doherty

Ladies and Gentlemen of Batter's Box .... fans of the improbably unlikely ....

The Texas Rangers ... the Texas Rangers ...

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The long-suffering, never-won-a-postseason-series-before-this-year Texas Rangers ...

... are going to the World Series. There are no further words.