Show Some Resolve!
Monday, December 31 2007 @ 12:18 PM EST
Contributed by: Mick Doherty
Yep -- as you will no doubt have noticed from the previous feature
(oh, and billions of other media outlets), it's New Year's Eve. And
that means one thing around North America -- making resolutions.
Now's your chance to share either your own baseball-related resolution,
posted in public where you'll have no choice but to own up to it a year
from now, or -- if you want to go for the cheap laugh, to post a
resolution "on behalf of" someone in MLB.
That said, a few pointers ...
- Don't go for the obvious; "The Toronto Blue Jays resolve to win the World Series in 2008." Well, duh, yeah.
- Make them realistic, if possible -- "John McDonald resolves to
hit 75 home runs this year, just to stick it to Barry Bonds" ... well,
not so much, you know?
- Speaking of Bonds, let's say -- no steroids-related resolutations, either way, okay?
- Don't limit yourselves to just the Blue Jays -- there's a whole wide world of ballplayers out there!
- Be nice -- or at least be civil! No "I (insert name of player) resolve to have a career-ending injury this year" shenanigans.
Too many rules? Nah -- now, have some fun and as the headline says, show some resolve!
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