David Wells: Will probably be traded by the time you read this. Buster Olney has him going to San Diego for a Triple-A catcher ... Can go all Lilly on everyone and fall in love with his curve, and his fastball often misses low and in vs. RHB. His changeup is pretty solid, though ... Oldest pitcher ever to make a start for the Sox ... Has not done well against the Blue Jays since...well, since 2004 ... The Wells named Vernon is 13-30 lifetime against David ... If he is traded, it's anyone's guess who starts tonight. I'll go with Lenny DiNardo ...
Lenny DiNardo: Yeah, I told you it wasn't going to be pretty ...
Kyle Snyder: Has missed a ton of time due to injury -- the entire 2001 and 2004 seasons, to be exact ... His fastball sinks a little bit, but it barely gets out of the low 90s ... His slow curve comes in at around 68-71 and the change is 81-83 ... His slow rotation from the stretch makes him easy to steal against -- even Robb Quinlan, of all people, was able to swipe second. Not that it matters to the Jays ... Is there anything more humiliating than the Royals saying "You know, we'd like to see other pitchers"? ...
Mystery Saturday Starter: Your guess is as good as mine. I will say T.J. Mathews ...
Josh Beckett: With nobody on base, is up in the zone a lot. Gets his curve in there more if a double play is desirable ... Still giving up way more HR than expected. His previous high was 16 and he's already doubled that ... K rate has also fallen since he left the Not-so-good League and joined the AL ... Here's Vernon Wells again: 6-12, 4 HR vs. Beckett this year ...
Eric Hinske: Wears #12 (the DL'd Alex Gonzalez has 11) ... Most of you probably remember his three doubles in his first Boston game (August 18), but after that, he had only one solitary single until the Oakland series ... You know, he really does have nice instincts out there. Made another absolutely tremendous catch on Monday night ...
Manny Ramirez: Has not played since Saturday. This led to much amusement with Kevin Youkilis pretending to play left field ... Francona: "He said he couldn’t play. What the (expletive) do you want me to do?...If a guy says he can’t play, he can’t (expletive) play. Go ask him. He said he can’t (expletive) play." ... So, uh, I'm not really sure why he can't play. The reason given is his knee is acting up, but you never know with this guy ...
Coco Crisp: Covelli Loyce Crisp is still a pull hitter to the max ... For all the crap he's taken from some columnists, I'd still take him over Johnny Damon. If you (not-so) seriously want to know what's wrong with him, check out Tyblog ... Had reverse platoon splits in 2005; his career actually shows slightly better production vs. LHP ...
David Ortiz: Missed the last two games in the Oakland series after returning to Boston for medical reasons -- he experienced another irregular heartbeat. The first one happened about two weeks ago, but only one "obscure website" appeared to know about it ... Carl Everett's favourite writer chimed in again: "There never has been anyone like David Ortiz in our town. Sure, there were a couple of players with more talent, but no one ever has had a prolonged stretch like this". I could link to Larry Bird and Bobby Orr's career pages, but you understand the absurdity of that statement anyway ...
Javy Lopez: Seems to be overcautious at the plate. That may or may not be significant or accurate ... In the 2004 season opener, him, Miguel Tejada, and Rafael Palmeiro were hailed by Sunday Night Baseball as the new threats in the Baltimore lineup. That turned out well ...
Jonathan Papelbon: Before yesterday afternoon, had not pitched since last Thursday, and has only seen action in five games since the beginning of the series against New York ... Gave up more runs in the month of August (4) than in April-July (3) combined ...
Mike Lowell: Sure, nobody really expected this, but last year, his HR/Fly rate was 4.1. That is, needless to say, ridiculously low. His batting average on balls in play from 2004-2006 has gone .300-.254-.296. It looks very similar to Jim Thome's 2005, which most people were much quicker to write off as a fluke than Michael Aeverett Lowell's season ... Not a Fenway creation -- has hit better on the road ... At a time when all we hear about are pushy sports parents, this is nice to hear: "If my kid doesn't want to play one inning of baseball in his whole life, that doesn't bother me. I just want him to find something that he likes and to enjoy that" ...
