Only six weeks remain in the regular season. Six weeks to separate the men from the boys, the Duckhorn Cabernet from the Boone's Farm, the autographed Roy Halladay jersey from Aaron's Shea Hillenbrand jersey.
ALOMAR DIVISION:
Billie’s Bashers snapped the ten-week winning streak of Edmonton Decepticons, allowing the always strong Gashouse Gorillas to reclaim a share of first place. The Gorillas had lost to the Decepticons 5-6-1 the previous week. The Bashers still rank 16th but are 22-13-1 over the last three weeks. Slippery Pete hammered Horse Field 10-2 to move into 4th. Pete plays #7 WAMCO in this week’s marquee matchup.
Rank TEAM________________ W L T PCT GB 1 gashouse gorillas___ 114 73 5 .607 - 2 Edmonton Decepticons 112 71 9 .607 - 3 Mebion Glyndwr______ 101 75 16 .568 7.5 4 Slippery Pete_______ 106 82 4 .563 8.5 5 Chatsworth Halos____ 100 82 10 .547 11.5 6 the mighty midgets__ 97 82 13 .539 13.0
7 W-A-M-C-O___________ 98 85 9 .534 14.0
8 Homer Jays Simpsons_ 93 89 10 .510 18.5
9 Toronto Walrus______ 96 93 3 .508 19.0
10 hannibals cannibals_ 93 93 6 .500 20.5
11 Reykjavik Fish Candy 88 92 12 .490 22.5
12 Horse Field Hammers_ 90 96 6 .484 23.5
13 AGF_________________ 89 95 8 .484 23.5 14 Thunderbirds________ 87 97 8 .474 25.5 15 Austin Senators_____ 87 98 7 .471 26.0 16 Billie's Bashers____ 87 98 7 .471 26.0 17 Eastern Shore Birds_ 80 105 7 .435 33.0
18 Schroedinger's Bat__ 74 106 12 .417 36.5 19 Ghost Man on Third__ 75 111 6 .406 38.5 20 Jays Ehs____________ 71 115 6 .385 42.5
TEAM________________ RotoPts Rank Stand. OppoPts Rank Slippery Pete_______ 166 1 4 136 9 Toronto Walrus______ 163 2 9 161 3 gashouse gorillas___ 162 3 1 129 12 the mighty midgets__ 149 4 6 136 9 W-A-M-C-O___________ 147 5 7 143 6
AGF_________________ 144 6 13 163 2 Mebion Glyndwr______ 142 7 3 87 18 Reykjavik Fish Candy 142 8 11 158 5 Edmonton Decepticons 137 9 2 84 19 Homer Jays Simpsons_ 129 10 8 97 15
Horse Field Hammers_ 125 11 12 113 13 Eastern Shore Birds_ 124 12 17 164 1 Thunderbirds________ 123 13 14 138 8 Chatsworth Halos____ 116 14 5 96 16 Ghost Man on Third__ 116 15 19 132 11
hannibals cannibals_ 109 16 10 106 14 Austin Senators_____ 90 17 15 95 17 Billie's Bashers____ 88 18 16 56 20 Schroedinger's Bat__ 75 19 18 141 7 Jays Ehs____________ 60 20 20 159 4
BARFIELD DIVISION:
The 1-Tool Wonders slowed Magic 9’s seemingly unstoppable march toward advancement with an 8-4 victory. The 9 must face the second-ranked Moscow Rats in this week’s marquee matchup. The Rats had the sixth-best roto week in Barfield history while destroying the Angry Gnomes 11-1. The bottom-ranked Pistol Nine hadn’t won a match all season until dismantling Jicks Rays 8-1-4 two weeks ago. Last week they won again, 6-5-1 over the Middleclass Elitists. They’ll need several more wins to avoid relegation.
Rank TEAM________________ W L T PCT GB 1 Magic 9_____________ 121 61 10 .656 - 2 Moscow Rats_________ 116 68 8 .625 6.0 3 1-Tool Wonders______ 111 71 10 .604 10.0 4 Cooney Islanders_____ 103 76 13 .570 16.5 5 Pohnpei Papayas_____ 103 80 9 .560 18.5 6 team junior felix___ 101 83 8 .547 21.0
7 The Sweaty Guys_____ 89 90 13 .497 30.5 8 Vancouver Cyphers___ 89 90 13 .497 30.5 9 Burlington Mazsters_ 90 93 9 .492 31.5 10 MulReduxMonkeymen 86 92 14 .484 33.0 11 Jick's Rays_________ 87 94 11 .482 33.5 12 Angry Gnomes________ 87 95 10 .479 34.0
13 Baseball North______ 83 93 16 .474 35.0 14 Bodell's Bashers____ 86 100 6 .464 37.0 15 Middleclass Elitists 84 100 8 .458 38.0 16 European Wannabe____ 82 101 9 .451 39.5 17 K-Town Mashers______ 85 105 2 .448 40.0
18 Lubumbashi Posse____ 81 103 8 .443 41.0 19 Dr. Z's Hot Men______ 72 107 13 .409 47.5 20 Pistol Nine_________ 65 119 8 .359 57.0
TEAM________________ RotoPts Rank Stand. OppoPts Rank Moscow Rats_________ 207 1 2 144 5 1-Tool Wonders______ 193 2 3 159 3 Magic 9_____________ 175 3 1 93 17 Cooney Islanders_____ 163 4 4 92 18 Pohnpei Papayas_____ 151 5 5 142 7
team junior felix___ 148 6 6 142 7 MulReduxMonkeymen 136 7 10 145 4 The Sweaty Guys_____ 129 8 7 121 10 Vancouver Cyphers___ 127 9 8 99 15 Middleclass Elitists 123 10 15 102 14
Burlington Mazsters_ 120 11 9 141 9 Jick's Rays_________ 116 12 11 143 6 K-Town Mashers______ 111 13 17 181 1 Angry Gnomes________ 105 14 12 116 12 Baseball North______ 101 15 13 106 13
Bodell's Bashers____ 97 16 14 97 16 Lubumbashi Posse____ 96 17 18 83 19 Pistol Nine_________ 81 18 20 179 2 Dr. Z's Hot Men______ 80 19 19 120 11 European Wannabe____ 57 20 16 81 20
CARTER DIVISION:
Sexy Underpants were unraveled by Hammie’s Rollies 2-8-2, and the Pants’lead has dwindled to one game over Chico’s Bail Bonds. The Garth Iorg Gremlins took eleven from the BSL Blue Sox to see the outskirts of the Championship Bracket. The Gremlins meet the #6 Trembling Wilburys in Carter’s marquee matchup. Dangercats set a negative Carter record with a 2.13 WHIP but still managed five wins over the @$$kickers with a solid offensive showing.
Rank TEAM________________ W L T PCT GB 1 Sexy underpants_____ 115 65 12 .630 - 2 Chico's Bail Bonds__ 115 68 9 .622 1.5 3 The Wedding Singers_ 114 71 7 .612 3.5 4 Blocked Youngsters__ 93 78 9 .542 15.9 5 BSL Blue Sox________ 101 83 8 .547 16.0 6 TheTremblingWilburys 99 82 11 .544 16.5
7 The Shining Force___ 98 87 7 .529 19.5 8 Garth Iorg Gremlins_ 95 90 7 .513 22.5 9 New Jersey Stratuses 92 89 11 .508 23.5 10 @$$kickers__________ 92 90 10 .505 24.0 11 Hammie's Rollies____ 87 92 13 .487 27.5 12 dangercats__________ 86 95 11 .477 29.5
13 Big Game Hunters____ 82 91 19 .477 29.5 14 Benji's Sister______ 88 100 4 .469 31.0 15 Anarchist Archivists 84 98 10 .464 32.0 16 Roseneath Rockets___ 75 95 10 .444 33.4 17 Scottish Dunces_____ 80 106 6 .432 38.0 18 Team Balla__________ 77 107 8 .422 40.0 19 Brock Crackaz_______ 75 106 11 .419 40.5 20 Adjustable Chuck____ 64 119 9 .357 52.5
TEAM________________ RotoPts Rank Stand. OppoPts Rank Sexy underpants_____ 191 1 1 129 9 Chico's Bail Bonds__ 183 2 2 96 16 TheTremblingWilburys 179 3 5 115 11 The Wedding Singers_ 171 4 3 64 19 BSL Blue Sox________ 148 5 6 132 8
Team Balla__________ 145 6 16 203 2 New Jersey Stratuses 136 7 12 128 10 Garth Iorg Gremlins_ 133 8 10 98 14 dangercats__________ 132 9 8 150 5 Scottish Dunces_____ 130 10 19 206 1
Big Game Hunters____ 107 11 18 200 3 Brock Crackaz_______ 107 12 15 110 12 Anarchist Archivists 102 13 17 97 15 Benji's Sister______ 102 14 14 146 6 Hammie's Rollies____ 99 15 11 141 7
The Shining Force___ 99 16 9 102 13 @$$kickers__________ 98 17 7 70 18 Roseneath Rockets___ 97 18 13 96 16 Blocked Youngsters__ 85 19 4 38 20 Adjustable Chuck____ 58 20 20 173 4
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