Not the best 2-2 series split in recent memory. Let's just leave it at that and move on.
Instead, I will channel David Letterman for a moment here:
"Folks, are you like me? Are you watching this, uh, this baseball, wondering which of them All-Stars are the least-deserving of that title, aside from Buddy Biancalana? Mark Redman is one of them, and you may not know this, but he will actually be pitching to Method Man. You know, maybe he does deserve to be an All-Star, because it's just -- it's just too hot for words in Kansas City. Speaking of which, it was so hot in New York yesterday, I saw a squirrel in Central Park -- this is true, I saw a squirrel in the park, and he was trying to cool off his nuts."
Now, if you can tear yourselves away from the forced laughter of Paul Shaffer, I took a look at every team under .400 at the All-Star Break since 2000. Since voting doesn't take the second half of the season into account, I didn't either. Only those teams with a lone All-Star were considered; the 2001 Texas Rangers were pretty bad, but they had two Rodriguezes on the team (and both were voted in as starters by the fans). I was looking for the token one-player-per-team player, so to speak.
There were 22 results, most of them Royals. Let's take a look at a Magpie Table. Rondell White switched teams in mid-season; his total statistics are shown. Other than that, the columns should be self-explanatory:
First, the hitters:
Player Team Year GS AVG OBP SLG RC/27 Ranks That YearThe bad teams that sent just one player combined to send a hitter that scores, on average, six and a half runs per game! In case you're wondering, the AL and NL averages in that time period range from 5.30 (2000 AL) to 4.45 (2005 NL).
M. Sweeney KCR 2002 126 .340 .417 .563 8.89 AVG-2, OBP-4, SLG-7
B. Giles PIT 2001 160 .309 .404 .590 8.85 OBP-10, SLG-10, R-10, 3B-8
Ichiro SEA 2004 161 .372 .414 .455 7.68 AVG-1, OBP-2, H-1, SB-2
M. Sweeney KCR 2001 147 .304 .374 .542 7.47 SLG-10, 2B-2
D. Young DET 2003 155 .297 .372 .537 7.14 3B-10
M. Sweeney KCR 2005 122 .300 .347 .517 6.44
F. Lopez CIN 2005 148 .291 .352 .486 6.19
S. Casey CIN 2001 145 .310 .369 .458 6.12
F. McGriff TBD 2000 158 .277 .373 .452 6.06
R. Winn TBD 2002 152 .298 .360 .461 6.01 2B-8, 3B-2, SB-7
R. White SDP 2003 137 .289 .341 .488 5.78
K. Harvey KCR 2004 120 .287 .338 .421 4.97
R. Fick DET 2002 148 .270 .331 .433 4.91
G. Vaughn TBD 2001 136 .233 .333 .433 4.78
Player RC/27
A. Rodriguez 9.53
D. Ortiz 8.90
V. Guerrero 8.14
M. Ramirez 8.14
M. Texeira 7.85
M. Young 7.55
B. Roberts 7.38
P. Konerko 7.24
G. Sheffield 7.00
AVERAGE 6.61
M. Tejada 6.46
M. Sweeney 6.44
J. Varitek 6.44
M. Mora 5.71
Ichiro! 5.63
A. Soriano 5.58
J. Damon 5.51
S. Hillenbrand 5.21
G. Anderson 4.89
I. Rodriguez 4.44
S. Podsednik 4.17
Player Team Year IP ERA WHIP ERA+That's not too bad. Back-to-back Cy Young Award winners, un cyborg des Expos and a pretty good reliever. The only eyebrow-raisers there are Reynolds and the Devil Rays' closers. (2001 was Ben Sheets' first year in the majors.) In fact, let's just take a look at Tampa Bay's All-Stars every year since they became a franchise:
R. Johnson ARI 2004 245.7 2.60 0.90 171
R. Halladay TOR 2002 239.3 2.93 1.19 152
L. Carter TBD 2003 80.3 3.47 1.24 128
L. Hernandez MON 2004 255.0 3.60 1.24 115
B. Fuentes COL 2005 74.3 2.91 1.25 163
D. Baez TBD 2005 72.3 2.86 1.33 151
B. Sheets MIL 2001 151.3 4.76 1.41 93
S. Reynolds HOU 2000 131.0 5.22 1.49 94
G. Sizemore 7.51Six and a half runs again, eh? What a surprise.
A. Soriano 6.69
AVERAGE 6.53
V. Guerrero 6.11
M. Tejada 5.81
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