W-A-M-C-O embarrasses The Commish and Glyndwyr wyns again.
Barfield leader is a Tool.
Wedding Singers sing "We Are The Champions" (this week).
ALOMAR DIVISION
New-to Alomar W-A-M-C-O punished would-be challenger Austin Senators 9-1-2 to vault into a three-way tie for first. Mebion Glyndwyr and Billie's Bashers maintained their grip on first for another week. The Thunderbirds had the fourth-best roto performance in Alomar history and jumped from last to ninth in just one week.
Rank |
TEAM | W | L | T | PCT | GB |
| 1 | Mebion Glyndwr | 17 | 6 | 1 | .729 | - |
| 2 | Billie's Bashers | 16 | 5 | 3 | .729 | - |
| 3 | W-A-M-C-O | 16 | 5 | 3 | .729 | - |
| 4 | gashouse gorillas | 16 | 8 | 0 | .667 | 1.5 |
| 5 | the mighty midgets | 15 | 8 | 1 | .646 | 2.0 |
| 6 | Schroedinger's Bat | 15 | 9 | 0 | .625 | 2.5 |
| 7 | Chatsworth Halos | 14 | 10 | 0 | .583 | 3.5 |
| 8 | Reykjavik Fish Candy | 13 | 9 | 2 | .583 | 3.5 |
| 9 | Thunderbirds | 12 | 11 | 1 | .521 | 5.0 |
| 10 | Edmonton Decepticons | 12 | 12 | 0 | .500 | 5.5 |
| 11 | AGF | 11 | 12 | 1 | .479 | 6.0 |
| 12 | Toronto Walrus | 10 | 14 | 0 | .417 | 7.5 |
| 13 | Austin Senators | 9 | 13 | 2 | .417 | 7.5 |
| 14 | Horse Field Hammers | 9 | 14 | 1 | .396 | 8.0 |
| 15 | Slippery Pete | 9 | 15 | 0 | .375 | 8.5 |
| 16 | Jays Ehs | 8 | 15 | 1 | .354 | 9.0 |
| 17 | hannibals cannibals | 8 | 16 | 0 | .333 | 9.5 |
| 18 | Homer Jays Simpsons | 7 | 15 | 2 | .333 | 9.5 |
| 19 | Ghost Man on Third | 7 | 16 | 1 | .313 | 10.0 |
| 20 | Eastern Shore Birds | 6 | 17 | 1 | .271 | 11.0 |
BARFIELD DIVISION
The 1-Tool Wonders took top honors for the week by defeating the Jicks Rays 10-2-0 and hopped over the Burlington Mazsters for first place. The 7-5 Gnomes and Bashers staged one of the weaker offensive battles in memory; 19 RBI, a .320 OBP and .386 slugging percentage were sufficient for a "W."
Rank |
TEAM | W | L | T | PCT | GB |
| 1 | 1-Tool Wonders | 18 | 5 | 1 | .771 | - |
| 2 | Burlington Mazsters | 17 | 7 | 0 | .708 | 1.5 |
| 3 | Dr. Z's Hot Men | 16 | 7 | 1 | .688 | 2.0 |
| 4 | Bodell's Bashers | 16 | 8 | 0 | .667 | 2.5 |
| 5 | Pohnpei Papayas | 15 | 8 | 1 | .646 | 3.0 |
| 6 | Magic 9 | 15 | 9 | 0 | .625 | 3.5 |
| 7 | Moscow Rats | 14 | 9 | 1 | .604 | 4.0 |
| 8 | Vancouver Cyphers | 12 | 9 | 3 | .563 | 5.0 |
| 9 | Lubumbashi Posse | 11 | 11 | 2 | .500 | 6.5 |
| 10 | Baseball North | 11 | 12 | 1 | .479 | 7.0 |
| 11 | K-Town Mashers | 11 | 13 | 0 | .458 | 7.5 |
| 12 | The Sweaty Guys | 10 | 12 | 2 | .458 | 7.5 |
| 13 | Middleclass Elitists | 10 | 13 | 1 | .438 | 8.0 |
| 14 | Angry Gnomes | 10 | 14 | 0 | .417 | 8.5 |
| 15 | European Wannabe | 10 | 14 | 0 | .417 | 8.5 |
| 16 | Cooney Islanders | 9 | 15 | 0 | .375 | 9.5 |
| 17 | Jick's Rays | 9 | 15 | 0 | .375 | 9.5 |
| 18 | team junior felix | 9 | 15 | 0 | .375 | 9.5 |
| 19 | MulReduxMonkeymen | 5 | 17 | 2 | .250 | 12.5 |
| 20 | Pistol Nine | 4 | 19 | 1 | .188 | 14.0 |
CARTER DIVISION
The Garth Iorg Gremlins drilled Adjustable Chuck 11-1-0 to compensate for last week's 3-9-0 mark. Chuck endured a terrible offensive week including a Carter-worst .256 OBP and bottom-five all-time tallies in runs and average. The Wedding Singers stand alone in first after mauling the Dangercats 7-3-2.
| Rank | TEAM | W | L | T | PCT | GB |
| 1 | The Wedding Singers | 18 | 4 | 2 | .792 | - |
| 2 | TheTremblingWilburys | 16 | 7 | 1 | .688 | 2.5 |
| 3 | Sexy underpants | 16 | 8 | 0 | .667 | 3.0 |
| 4 | Hammie's Rollies | 15 | 7 | 2 | .667 | 3.0 |
| 5 | Big Game Hunters | 14 | 9 | 1 | .604 | 4.5 |
| 6 | Garth Iorg Gremlins | 14 | 10 | 0 | .583 | 5.0 |
| 7 | The Shining Force | 14 | 10 | 0 | .583 | 5.0 |
| 8 | Blocked Youngsters | 13 | 9 | 2 | .583 | 5.0 |
| 9 | Benji's Sister | 13 | 10 | 1 | .563 | 5.5 |
| 10 | Brock Crackaz | 12 | 12 | 0 | .500 | 7.0 |
| 11 | Chico's Bail Bonds | 12 | 12 | 0 | .500 | 7.0 |
| 12 | Anarchist Archivists | 11 | 12 | 1 | .479 | 7.5 |
| 13 | BSL Blue Sox | 10 | 12 | 2 | .458 | 8.0 |
| 14 | @$$kickers | 9 | 13 | 2 | .417 | 9.0 |
| 15 | dangercats | 9 | 13 | 2 | .417 | 9.0 |
| 16 | Roseneath Rockets | 8 | 16 | 0 | .333 | 11.0 |
| 17 | Scottish Dunces | 8 | 16 | 0 | .333 | 11.0 |
| 18 | New Jersey Stratuses | 7 | 15 | 2 | .333 | 11.0 |
| 19 | Team Balla | 7 | 17 | 0 | .292 | 12.0 |
| 20 | Adjustable Chuck | 5 | 19 | 0 | .208 | 14.0 |
Notes
I encourage BBFLers to post their own impressions each week. You know your teams, matchups and interesting battles better than I do.
Roto stats coming soon, and perhaps better standing/stat displays.
https://www.battersbox.ca/article.php?story=20060417211107271