Jays Roundup - He Used to do Surgery

Thursday, June 17 2004 @ 08:41 AM EDT

Contributed by: Pepper Moffatt

For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins.

There are some days I look forward to the comments the Roundup generates. Other days I dread it. After last night's game, guess which type of day today is?

  1. The Jays lost 10-2. You want a bright spot? Berg went 3 for 5. You want the details? Look in Spencer Fordin's "Makeshift Jays routed by Giants", Rick Eymer's "Feliz and Co. support Rueter", Jeff Blair's Wells joins walking wounded as Jays wallow in last place", Geoff Baker's "Giants pound ailing Jays", and Janie McCauley's "Giants hammer Jays".

  2. Fordin Notes on the Wells injury. Mike Rutsey also has details on the Wells injury in "Wells joins Delgado on DL: Suffers strained right calf.

  3. The Jays couldn't pick a better guy to spoil the Giants hopes of a sweep. Tonight's game features the 6-4 Roy Halladay vs. the 2-2 Dustin Hermanson. As always, Spencer Fordin has a game preview.


Daily Diversion: The Internet Prelinger Archives. A site with thousands and thousands of old film reels available for download. If you're a Simpsons fan, you'll want to check out "A Case of Spring Fever", which will remind you of the classic line:

"Thank goodness I still live in a world of telephones, car batteries, handguns [*bang*!] and many things made of zinc."

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