Batter's Box Rap
With the first ten games in the books and all
The Blue Jays are playing .300 ball
And because they're having such an awful time
Today's introduction will be written in rhyme.
Now it's easy to be mad at the boys in gray
'Cause they stink out the joint every other day
The starters have been bad and the hitters, too
If Escobar were here, we'd be blaming him too.
Yeah, the Jays have been playing it famine or feast
And that's why they're last in the A.L. East
But I'm here to tell you, don't believe your eyes (fool)
This is just an example of sample size.
Yeah, the fans have to hold off their urge to diss
The Jays'll start winning, 'cause they're better than this
All the bats are just waiting to explode with power
And they'll start it today behind Joshua Towers.
Now every team struggles through the baseball season
And Toronto's no exception, never mind the reason
So everybody chill out and enjoy the game
I'm the Batter's Box rapper, Master G's the name.
Word.
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