Jays Roundup - People Say I'm Obsessed

Contributed by: Pepper Moffatt

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Fordin Notes on Delgado's left knee, Bob File's shoulder, and all your 2000 body parts.
Larry Millson of the Globe has a similar story in "Delgado, File on sidelines as preseason winds down". Well, it beats being on the DL, though I imagine File will make his way there.
Shi Davidi's "Delgado takes a knee completes the trifecta of knee stories.
According to Spencer Fordin "Hentgen not overly worried". I can't say that I'm as optimistic. But what else is Hentgen supposed to say?
MLB.com has yesterday's game report and boxscore of the Twinkies drubbing the Jays 13-2. Somewhere Aaron Gleeman is smiling. Today's game features Justin Miller vs. Pedro Martinez. Magic 8-Ball says "Outlook Not So Good".
The Sun has Shi Davidi's game report and box score.
Geoff Baker of the Star looks at the Jays possible first sacker of the future in "Phelps follows Delgado when it comes to first". I hope Phelps gets quite a bit of time at first while Delgado DH's, in order to protect Delgado's knee. Since it's his contract year, I can't imagine Delgado would be too happy with such a plan.
Richard Griffin has a nice piece on one of the Jays coaches in "Butterfield tackles life at full bore: Coach keeps camp running smoothly".
The Star also printed an interview with Cheer Club favorite Crash. Crash - Ah - Saviour of the universe. Crash - Ah - He'll save ev'ry one of us.
Halladay: new pitch: changeup. Good idea to tinker with success? Yay or Nay?

Misc Non-Jays News

Devil Rays GM [Chuck LaMar] gets two-year extension. Insert your own punchline.
Cardinals, Padres swap outfielders: Brian L. Hunter for Kerry Robinson. So which BBFL Alomar owner had Brian L. Hunter as a keeper? Fess up.
Griffey injures right calf during pre-season outing. Who had March 29th in the pool?
The D-Rays defeated the Yankees 8-3. Yessssssss!