I was at a party recently and laid out on the coffee table was a passionate letter from a Mariners fan, which I’m going to share with you below. That I just happened to have to write a preview about the Mariners for the Box later that month was one of the great coincidences of my life.
Here’s the letter:
February 29, 2004 My Dearest Altheia, The hand that holds the pen used to write you now belongs to an empty shell of a man. It’s been exactly 5 months since I’ve been sent here, to this hole, this pit, this minimum security heartbreak factory. But it feels like it’s been an eternity since that last, free day…our day at Safeco. Do you remember? Ichiro sliding into 3rd base with only his 9th steal of the second half? The way our hands touched as we high-fived after Bret Boone’s tying shot in the 3rd inning? The absolute joy in our hearts when we knew Jamie Moyer had nailed down his 21st win? Do you remember sweetheart? I remember. It’s all that I have here. The days are passing slowly. Some of the perjurers wouldn’t tell the Warden how we ended up with Sandfrog t-shirts and stamped hands so he took away our TV. No ESPN. No Baseball Tonight. All of my Mariners news is now courtesy of the Times. Oh the paper! My curse in ink and pulp! Damn you Larry Stone for your timely and topical reporting! I know we always said I’d be getting out by the time Rafael Soriano, Clint Nageotte and Travis Blackley would be mainstays in the rotation, leading our Mariners to their first ever championship alongside complementary pieces like shortstop Jose Lopez and fleet-footed outfielder Shin-Soo Choo but I’m terrified, my pet. I’m terrified that Bob Melvin and this Bill Bavasi clown are going to screw it all up. Pat Gillick didn’t work the phones like he should have at the deadline but at least he could tell a starting player from a bench warmer and didn’t throw wads of cash at park inflated, barely replacement-level "talent" like Raul Ibanez. RAUL IBANEZ! The taste of the words coming out of my mouth is as vile as the veal they served us last night. Our chef wouldn’t know a tonatto sauce from con le sarde, but I digress. Did you hear they’re going to hit Ibanez fourth and Edgar fifth? I used to brag to my friends in Boston about our bullpen. It’s still quite good with Hasegawa, the great but relatively unknown Julio Mateo and Soriano and while I like Eddie Guardado, he’s not enough to make up for the loss of Sasaki, Rhodes AND Armando Benitez. Will this new pen be as secure as the one in 2001; the one helped the Mariners to a 92-5 record when leading after the 6th? I can’t be sure. I can’t be sure of anything anymore, except Bret Boone’s glove. Ben Davis is looking like a bust. Freddy Garcia and his screwed up head are still here. Rich Aurilia can’t be the answer and while we’re on shortstops, why would somebody trade one ok shortstop for TWO, BAD shortstops? Randy Winn won’t be the centerfielder Cameron was. John Olerud is getting old fast and Edgar, bless him, can’t keep it up forever. The hitting is worse. The pitching is worse. Kevin Jarvis? I can’t take it anymore! The papers keep coming and the news is never good! All is lost. Save yourself – sell the Microsoft stock and move to San Diego. You’ll find hope there. Petco looks beautiful. Your loving partner, Heathcliff PS. How is Survivor All-Stars? |
2003 W-L Record: 93-69 | Runs Scored: 795 (7th in AL) |
2nd, AL West | Runs Allowed: 637 (1st in AL) |
Att.: 3,268,509 (2nd out of 14) | Pythagorean Record: 97-65 |
Hey, come on in. Grab a beer. | See ya. Take your baggage with you. |
OF Raul Ibanez (FA - KC) | RHP Armando Benitez (FA – Fla) |
LHP Eddie Guardado (FA - Min) | CF Mike Cameron (FA – NYM) |
3B/1B Scott Spiezio (FA – Ana) | LHP Arthur Rhodes (FA – Oak) |
SS Rich Aurilia (FA – SF) | SS Rey Sanchez (FA – Tam) |
IF Dave Hansen (Trade - SD) | 3B Jeff Cirillo (Trade – SD) |
RHP Kevin Jarvis (Trade – SD) | IF/OF Mark McLemore (FA) |
OF Quinton McCracken (Trade – Ari) | 1B Greg Colbrunn (Trade – Ari) |
LHP Ron Villone (NRI – Hou) | LHP Norm Charlton (Pasture) |
LHP Terry Mulholland (NRI – Cle) | RHP Kaz Sasaki Japan) |
OF Eric Owens (NRI – Ana) | Carlos Guillen (Trade - Det) |
SS Ramon Santiago (Trade - Det) | |
SS Juan Gonzalez (Trade - Det) |
1 | Ichiro! | RF | Age: 30 | Bats: L | 2003: 312/352/436 (679) | Career: 328/374/440 (2018) |
2 | Randy Winn | CF | Age: 30 | Bats: B | 2003: 295/346/425 (600) | Career: 283/343/406 (2436) |
3 | Bret Boone | 2B | Age: 35 | Bats: R | 2003: 294/366/535 (622) | Career: 270/328/449 (5764) |
4 | Raul Ibanez | LF | Age: 32 | Bats: L | 2003: 278/345/454 (608) | Career: 278/334/464 (1862) |
5 | Edgar Martinez | DH | Age: 41 | Bats: R | 2003: 294/406/489 (497) | Career: 315/423/525 (6727) |
6 | John Olerud | 1B | Age: 35 | Bats: L | 2003: 269/372/390 (539) | Career: 297/402/471 (6994) |
7 | Rich Aurilia | SS | Age: 32 | Bats: R | 2003: 277/325/410 (505) | Career: 278/331/444 (3598) |
8 | Scott Speizio | 3B | Age: 31 | Bats: B | 2003: 265/326/453 (521) | Career: 261/331/427 (2986) |
9 | Ben Davis | C | Age: 27 | Bats: B | 2003: 236/284/382 (246) | Career: 241/313/368 (1319) |
1 | Jamie Moyer | LHP | Age: 41 | 2003 vs: 246/304/367 (897tbf) | Career vs: 264/315/408 (11585tbf) |
2 | Joel Pineiro | RHP | Age: 25 | 2003 vs: 241/308/359 (890tbf) | Career vs: 243/305/372 (2085tbf) |
3 | Freddy Garcia | RHP | Age: 27 | 2003 vs: 255/323/429 (862tbf) | Career vs: 249/316/397 (4214tbf) |
4 | Gil Meche | RHP | Age: 25 | 2003 vs: 263/322/439 (785tbf) | Career vs: 252/329/410 (1523tbf) |
5 | Ryan Franklin | RHP | Age: 31 | 2003 vs: 251/307/416 (877tbf) | Career vs: 252/305/414 (1758tbf) |
Pitcher | 2003 – Road HR Allowed | 2003 – Home HR Allowed |
Jamie Moyer | 10 | 9 |
Joel Pineiro | 8 | 11 |
Freddy Garcia | 15 | 16 |
Gil Meche | 19 | 11 |
Ryan Franklin | 11 | 22 |
TOTAL | 63 | 69 |
Closer | Eddie Guardado | LHP | Age: 33 | 2003 vs: 207/246/340 (270tbf) | Career vs: 252/316/431 (2976tbf) |
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