The result of too much coffee, access to a perl compiler and half an hour to kill.
Very simply, the number of posts/the number of threads.
I realise that this does not bear close sabermetric scrutiny and I am working on TC (Threads created), COA (comments above average) and KAP (Keyboard Abuse Points).
Fittingly Coach is batting a Bonds-esque 1.450 while Craig and Jordan are neck and neck for second place.
Personally I am in Huckaby-land.
| ZLC Member | Posts | BBA |
| Coach | 947 | 1.450 |
| Craig B | 453 | 0.694 |
| Jordan | 453 | 0.694 |
| R Billie | 349 | 0.534 |
| Robert Dudek | 316 | 0.484 |
| Dave Till | 311 | 0.476 |
| Spicol | 297 | 0.455 |
| Gitz | 283 | 0.433 |
| M.P. Moffatt | 245 | 0.375 |
| Pistol | 214 | 0.328 |
| Jason | 188 | 0.288 |
| Chuck Van Den Corput | 187 | 0.286 |
| Mick | 186 | 0.285 |
| Shane | 164 | 0.251 |
| Matthew Elmslie | 154 | 0.236 |
| Mike Moffatt | 139 | 0.213 |
| Jurgen | 124 | 0.190 |
| Jonny German | 124 | 0.190 |
| Sean | 121 | 0.185 |
| Kent | 119 | 0.182 |
| Mike D | 114 | 0.175 |
| DS | 107 | 0.164 |
| Cristian | 100 | 0.153 |
| Jurgen Maas | 99 | 0.152 |
| dp | 96 | 0.147 |
| King Rat | 79 | 0.121 |
| Shrike | 76 | 0.116 |
| Gwyn | 70 | 0.107 |
| Gerry | 61 | 0.093 |
| benum | 59 | 0.090 |
| snellville jones | 52 | 0.080 |
| Richard | 51 | 0.078 |
| Ryan Adams | 50 | 0.077 |
| Dr B | 47 | 0.072 |
| Jabonoso | 45 | 0.069 |
| Scott Lucas | 45 | 0.069 |
| Geoff North | 45 | 0.069 |
| rodent | 44 | 0.067 |
| Ryan | 42 | 0.064 |
| Steve | 41 | 0.063 |
| Steve Z | 39 | 0.060 |
| the shadow | 35 | 0.054 |
| Elijah | 32 | 0.049 |
| Justin B. | 28 | 0.043 |
| EddieZosky | 28 | 0.043 |
| StephenT | 27 | 0.041 |
| A | 27 | 0.041 |
| Brent | 24 | 0.037 |
| Mike H. | 24 | 0.037 |
| S.K. | 24 | 0.037 |
| Ken | 23 | 0.035 |
| Wildrose | 22 | 0.034 |
| John N. | 22 | 0.034 |
| Donkit R.K. | 22 | 0.034 |
| MikeJ | 21 | 0.032 |
| leftcoast pete | 21 | 0.032 |
| lefty | 19 | 0.029 |
| Ben | 19 | 0.029 |
| Mike | 18 | 0.028 |
| Aaron Gleeman | 17 | 0.026 |
| Jacko | 17 | 0.026 |
| Ian Gray | 16 | 0.025 |
| Harry Heatherington | 13 | 0.020 |
| jabonoso | 12 | 0.018 |
| Spicol (Red Mosquitos) | 12 | 0.018 |
| Eric C | 12 | 0.018 |
| mathesond | 12 | 0.018 |
| Jim | 11 | 0.017 |
| Another random Canadian | 11 | 0.017 |
| pete_the_donkey | 11 | 0.017 |
| Pfizer | 10 | 0.015 |
| Jonny German (K-Town Mashers) | 10 | 0.015 |
| Joe | 10 | 0.015 |
| Sean Whittaker | 10 | 0.015 |
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